New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“By and by the invitations to the musicale came sliding in by pairs and
threes and spade flushes. Their colour was of a diversity, running from
a three-days’ smoked meerschaum to a patent-leather polish. They were
as polite as wax, being devastated with enjoyments to give Señor
Mellinger the good evenings. I understood their Spanish talk—I ran a
pumping engine two years in a Mexican silver mine, and had it pat—but I
never let on.
“Maybe fifty of ’em had come, and was seated, when in slid the king
bee, the governor of the district. Mellinger met him at the door, and
escorted him to the grand stand. When I saw that Latin man I knew that
Mellinger, private secretary, had all the dances on his card taken.
That was a big, squashy man, the colour of a rubber overshoe, and he
had an eye like a head waiter’s.
“Mellinger explained, fluent, in the Castilian idioms, that his soul
was disconcerted with joy at introducing to his respected friends
America’s greatest invention, the wonder of the age. Henry got the cue
and run on an elegant brass-band record and the festivities became
initiated. The governor man had a bit of English under his hat, and
when the music was choked off he says:
“‘Ver-r-ree fine. _Gr-r-r-r-racias_, the American gentleemen, the so
esplendeed moosic as to playee.’
“The table was a long one, and Henry and me sat at the end of it next
the wall. The governor sat at the other end. Homer P. Mellinger stood
at the side of it. I was just wondering how Mellinger was going to
handle his crowd, when the home talent suddenly opened the services.
“That governor man was suitable for uprisings and policies. I judge he
was a ready kind of man, who took his own time. Yes, he was full of
attention and immediateness. He leaned his hands on the table and
imposed his face toward the secretary man.
“‘Do the American señors understand Spanish?’ he asks in his native
accents.
“‘They do not,’ says Mellinger.
“‘Then listen,’ goes on the Latin man, prompt. ‘The musics are of
sufficient prettiness, but not of necessity. Let us speak of business.
I well know why we are here, since I observe my compatriots. You had a
whisper yesterday, Señor Mellinger, of our proposals. To-night we will
speak out. We know that you stand in the president’s favour, and we
know your influence. The government will be changed. We know the worth
of your services. We esteem your friendship and aid so much
that’—Mellinger raises his hand, but the governor man bottles him up.
‘Do not speak until I have done.’
“The governor man then draws a package wrapped in paper from his
pocket, and lays it on the table by Mellinger’s hand.
“‘In that you will find fifty thousand dollars in money of your
country. You can do nothing against us, but you can be worth that for
us. Go back to the capital and obey our instructions. Take that money
now. We trust you. You will find with it a paper giving in detail the
work you will be expected to do for us. Do not have the unwiseness to
refuse.’
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