New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories
“The governor man paused, with his eyes fixed on Mellinger, full of
expressions and observances. I looked at Mellinger, and was glad Billy
Renfrew couldn’t see him then. The sweat was popping out on his
forehead, and he stood dumb, tapping the little package with the ends
of his fingers. The colorado-maduro gang was after his graft. He had
only to change his politics, and stuff five fingers in his inside
pocket.
“Henry whispers to me and wants the pause in the programme interpreted.
I whisper back: ‘H. P. is up against a bribe, senator’s size, and the
coons have got him going.’ I saw Mellinger’s hand moving closer to the
package. ‘He’s weakening,’ I whispered to Henry. ‘We’ll remind him,’
says Henry, ‘of the peanut-roaster on Thirty-fourth Street, New York.’
“Henry stooped down and got a record from the basketful we’d brought,
slid it in the phonograph, and started her off. It was a cornet solo,
very neat and beautiful, and the name of it was ‘Home, Sweet Home.’ Not
one of them fifty odd men in the room moved while it was playing, and
the governor man kept his eyes steady on Mellinger. I saw Mellinger’s
head go up little by little, and his hand came creeping away from the
package. Not until the last note sounded did anybody stir. And then
Homer P. Mellinger takes up the bundle of boodle and slams it in the
governor man’s face.
“‘That’s my answer,’ says Mellinger, private secretary, ‘and there’ll
be another in the morning. I have proofs of conspiracy against every
man of you. The show is over, gentlemen.’
“‘There’s one more act,’ puts in the governor man. ‘You are a servant,
I believe, employed by the president to copy letters and answer raps at
the door. I am governor here. _Señores_, I call upon you in the name of
the cause to seize this man.’
“That brindled gang of conspirators shoved back their chairs and
advanced in force. I could see where Mellinger had made a mistake in
massing his enemy so as to make a grand-stand play. I think he made
another one, too; but we can pass that, Mellinger’s idea of a graft and
mine being different, according to estimations and points of view.
“There was only one window and door in that room, and they were in the
front end. Here was fifty odd Latin men coming in a bunch to obstruct
the legislation of Mellinger. You may say there were three of us, for
me and Henry, simultaneous, declared New York City and the Cherokee
Nation in sympathy with the weaker party.
“Then it was that Henry Horsecollar rose to a point of disorder and
intervened, showing, admirable, the advantages of education as applied
to the American Indian’s natural intellect and native refinement. He
stood up and smoothed back his hair on each side with his hands as you
have seen little girls do when they play.
“‘Get behind me, both of you,’ says Henry.
“‘What’s it to be, chief?’ I asked.
“‘I’m going to buck centre,’ says Henry, in his football idioms. ‘There
isn’t a tackle in the lot of them. Follow me close, and rush the game.’
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