Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the ScribblerHabberton, John
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Canoeing in Kanuckia: Or, Haps and Mishaps Afloat and Ashore of the Statesman, the Editor, the Artist, and the Scribbler
Habberton, John
Canoes and canoeing; Québec (Province) -- Description and travel
"The Tupper will make a capital anchor, though," suggested the
Artist, as he reluctantly laid upon a heap, to be returned, a field
easel, a camp-stool, a medicine-chest, a set of Shakespeare in three
volumes, and a demijohn, the latter, by some deplorable oversight,
having arrived empty. The Scribbler carefully inspected two bulky
portmanteaus, extracted therefrom a single change of underclothing, a
box of cigars, a tooth-brush and a comb, and returned the bags with
their contents. The Editor concluded that perhaps he might be safe in
Acadia without the copy of Webster's Dictionary which he had brought
thus far in several thicknesses of rubber cloth, and a mental survey
of the proposed route convinced him that he might dispense with his
faithful scissors and paste-pot, inasmuch as no newspaper was published
on either the Lake or the River, but he stowed in his boat a gold
headed-cane and a horse-pistol, explaining, as he did so,
"These are the interviewer's only faithful friends."
The individual property thus rejected, with the superfluous stores
which had been purchased _en bloc_ by the quartette, threatened for
a little while to cause a "corner" in freight cars, but a threat to
charter several steamers which were idle upon the Lake brought the
railway agent to his senses, and gave his Company an excuse to put upon
Wall Street a story of sudden increase of gross earnings. The rejected
cargoes were stowed, and then the Editor, calling his companions apart
from the immense crowd of gazers and listeners, said,
"Gentlemen, by virtue of long experience as a fighting editor, I
hereby assume command of this expedition, and propose to be obeyed
and respected accordingly. I detail the Statesman as Vice-commodore,
commanding the Second Division."
"Vice," murmured the Artist, "what an ideal title for a Statesman!"
The Commodore continued, "The Artist I appoint Purser--"
"What delicious sarcasm!" interrupted the newly appointed Vice; "the
idea of an Artist taking care of money! Judas and his bag are nowhere."
"And the Scribbler," resumed the Commodore, "will be Cook, a position
to which his experience in concocting literary hash most richly
entitles him. During the cruise all family, baptismal and social names
will be dropped, and the members of the expedition will be known only
by their nautical titles. Is every one ready to embark?"
"Ready!" replied the Vice, the Purser and the Cook in chorus; the
paddles were seized, and the Commodore was giving the command "Shove
off!" when the Vice exclaimed,
"Gracious! how could I have forgotten it?" Then he ran to the pile of
rejected material and rescued an immense brown paper parcel containing
something which seemed to be instinct with every angle and line known
to the student of conic sections. Hurriedly stowing it away in his
forward compartment, he shoved his boat from the beach.
"What is it?" shouted the fleet.
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