A young man named Christopher Gunn Once married a girl “just for fun,” But soon a boy came Now dad’s not the same For the kid’s a young son of a Gunn! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ =_Classified Ads_= =Some Lady= (From South Side Star.) Wanted—To buy buggy by lady that is double seated and has patent leather top. * * * * * =Ballad of the Brand= (From St. Peter News.) Strayed or Stolen—Young heifer from farmer living east of town with XXXX branded on hind leg. * * * * * =Where Do They Get It?= (From the Lake County Times.) For Sale or Trade—A big paying hotel and boarding house; 45 roomers, always full. * * * * * =Competing With St. Peter= (From the Clinton, Ia., Advertiser.) Do you know W. L. Boyce? If not, you should, as he is the man that marks the mistakes of the doctors. The Monument Man. * * * * * =Wealthy but Thrifty= (From the Muskogee Phoenix.) Beautiful farmer’s daughter with 425 acres of land, very wealthy, would marry. Send stamp for a reply. Box ——, Tallahassee, Fla. * * * * * =Nature Faker= (From the Leal Leader.) For Sale—A cow will have calf soon, also some hogs. * * * * * =A Bully Job= (From Minneapolis Journal.) Girl for general housework; no laundry work; pleasant room, private bath; $10 a week. Mrs. B. S. Bull, Ken. 1898, 1627 W. 26th street. * * * * * =Forecast: Continued Cool= (From the Gary Tribune.) Wanted—Lady to sleep nights for company. Would allow use of kitchen if necessary. B-232 * * * * * =Regular Leap Year Ad= (From Vancouver Province.) Middle-aged widow lady (girl six) wishes light duties, $10 monthly, country preferred, with respectable, good living man having nice, healthy home, piano. * * * * * =How About a Middle-Aged Widow?= (From the Marion, Ind., Republican.)