A lady entering a crowded train, requested a little boy if she might put his basket, which he had beside him, up in the rack so that she might sit there. He assented willingly. A short time later the lady remarked, “Sonny, I’m afraid your pickles are leaking.” Little boy, disgustedly, “Them ain’t pickles, lady, them’s puppies.” * * * * * Miss Marcella had a cat, The cat she had a feller; Their backyard concerts so annoyed Ma made Marcella sell her. * * * * * Speaking of society, we heard a good one the other night. A dude and his lady friend were tripping lightly back from the reception room when a rather stout lady whose gown started somewhere close to the ground and never could get strength enough to get any nearer to her shoulders, bumped into him. The dude was peeved and said aloud to his lady friend: “Like Balaam’s ass, some people are always getting in the way.” The fat dame, quick to retort, replied, “You are wrong. It was the angel who got in the way and the ass that spoke.” * * * * * Sayings of the Famous Rastus Johnsing--“Mandy, the only thing that ever kept me a good man was your won’t power and my will power.” * * * * * [Illustration: BATHING BEAUTIES!] Real photographs of the famous Mack Sennett water nymphs. Just the thing for your den. Size 3½×5½. Positively the best on the market. Assortment of 6 for 25 cents or 25 for $1.00. Send money order or stamps. Foreign money not accepted unless exchange is included. Egbert Brothers, Dept. W. B., 303 Buena Vista Street, LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA _Wholesale agents wanted everywhere in the U. S. Write for wholesale terms._ * * * * * _If BULL Was Music The Whiz Bang Might be Called a Brass Band_ * * * * * _Everywhere!_ _WHIZ BANG is on sale at all leading hotels, news stands, on trains, 25 cents single copies, or may be ordered direct from the publisher at 30 cents single copies; two-fifty a year._ [Illustration] End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2. No. 13, October, 1920, by Various