Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
The following recital, by a clever French woman who sought a place
in Filmdom, is typical. This woman was on the point of leaving for
New York, where she admitted that it would be necessary for her to
wear scant clothing in front of assembled multitudes at the Winter
Garden, but better she thought than performing same for the benefit of
sundry individuals who pass the girls along according as new faces and
opportunity offer. The woman in question was French, of superb figure and
doubtful picture talent. She was a fine dancer, also a singer. She told
of being invited to the home of a well known Hollywood character, Prince
Troubetskoy and wife, who recently departed presumably for Europe.
Troubetskoy ranks as one of the greatest sculptors in the world and
his Hollywood home saw many a high jinx, intrigue of love and gambling
revel. The Prince, a good natured old fellow, cared not what anyone else
did, so long as he could gamble and not be obliged to eat meat. His wife
enjoyed the society of young men, though not many of them seemed to break
their necks courting her favor. The Princess didn’t get by very well,
not any too sweet with a little tea aboard. So our lady of Film ambition
meets a number of men who lounge in and out partaking of the Troubetskoy
hospitality.
Says the first:
“How comes it, Madam, with those eyes you are not in Pictures. Surely
there must be some mistake. Now I am the leading man of the ⸺ ⸺ Company.
I am sure I could get you a chance if you would like to try. But of
course we must go out to talk it over; a little dinner perhaps tomorrow
night in my apartment we—”
“But, my dear sir, what is there to be talked of?” The Leading man seems
to think the lady dull and drifts away.
Then the second.
“Who—— that fellow told you he could get you a part? Why he’s only the
leading man. I am a director. Leave it to me. Just you and I will go out
for a little dinner tomorrow night and talk things over—”
“But, my dear sir, the leading man also asked me to go out with him to
dinner, or come to his apartment so the business could be settled—”
Still a third man.
“Did he say he was the director? I am the director. He is only the
assistant director. He has no say. I will fix you up, you black eyed
beauty. Tomorrow night if you meet me, I’ll have a fine big car, so warm
inside. We will take a little trip, you and I, oh, just to talk over some
details, I—”
Madam speaks again.
“But, my dear sir, three times now tonight have I been asked out to
dinner to see what shall be done for me to get a part. Does one always
have to eat dinner before getting into pictures?”
A fourth man.
“Piffle, I am manager of the entire company. Those fellows haven’t a word
to say about it; just bunking you. Come with me to my little cabin up in
laurel canyon tomorrow night. It is quiet and we will not be disturbed
while talking over the business. I—”
But still a fifth.
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