Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
Various
American wit and humor -- Periodicals
This was a Pandora’s, not a Christmas box. I wonder that all the
inhabitants are not like the mad woman who rushed out of the insane
asylum howling at us as we entered Castries harbor. St. Lucia was a
martyred maid in the time of Diocletian, and lost her money and her
eyes. The island bearing her name has suffered outrage and martyrdom
and may well invoke her as the patroness of the poor and blind, for its
inhabitants are afflicted with poverty and eye disease.
The land-locked harbor is the military key to the West Indies. Morne
and Vigie are striking fortifications, and historic hill-tops in the
back-ground have been bathed in the blood of those climbing the Calvary
of death. They were drenched in mist and rain when we docked. Coal and
not carnage is the leading industry now. Instead of shambles, all is
soot. Ships come for fuel, not to fight. As at Nagasaki, Jamaica, St.
Thomas and Martinique, women do the coaling. In place of Kingley’s poem,
“Men must work and women must weep,” it is, “women must work and men
must sleep.”
The coal wenches are amazing Amazons. How they wiggled and waltzed with
coal-baskets on their heads, sweating, swearing, singing snatches of
French songs and swaying to the music of a carnival band that came down
to the boat and acted like madcap strolling players standing on heads and
hands. The girls made a few cents a basket; if one greedily ran ahead
out of turn, there was a “switchman” to lash her back in line. What
coal-black Caryatides! Wonderful models—not of manners or morality—but
muscles that would give a sculptor fits. Sure Mike Angelo would have
wrestled with them, but Ben Cellini would have thought twice before he
dared throw them about as he did his model whom he grabbed by the hair,
kicked and mauled so she was compelled to anoint her wounds with bacon
fat while he stood around and “larfed.” These husky, dusky damsels would
have brained him with a lump of coal, thrown him in the sea, or mopped up
the island with him. This holiday work gave the begrimed beauties extra
money. They like work and carry their burdens on, not in their heads, the
baskets often weighing 150 pounds each.
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