Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 18, March, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
Streets of Castries are laid out in right angles, and many of the
population were laid out in the streets at all angles. Every old soak
fills up. I saw a black man and woman stagger along the walk, fall in
the gutter, make love and wallow there like pigs. In the outskirts darky
women were dragging their drunk lovers, brothers or husbands through
the mud by heels or head or spreading them out like clothes to dry on
doorsteps or windowsills. The squalor was stentorious and stercoraceous.
Castries was a medley of noise, music and mud. The only bible commandment
followed was the eleventh. “Thou shalt get stewed.” The patron saint of
the city must be Saint Amant, the French seventeenth century bacchanalian
bard who received inspiration for his drinking songs by imbibing enormous
quantities of spirits which resulted in ebullitions like “La Debauche.”
Alcaeus said, “Wine and truth”—and it was a very naked truth we saw in
the Casino on the hill. Yes, it was quite “orgiferous.” What is an orgy?
Listen to Gautier:
“Oh, the orgy giving to the winds its heaving breasts, red with kisses;
the orgy shaking out its perfumed hair upon its bare shoulders, dancing,
singing, shouting, holding one hand out to this man and the other to
that one; the orgy, hot courtezan, that yields readily to every fancy,
that drinks punch and laughs, that stains the cloth and its gown, that
dips its garland of flowers in a bath of Malmsey wine; the ribald orgy,
showing its foot and its leg, letting its heavy head fall to right or
left; the quarrelsome, blaspheming orgy, quick to snatch its stilleto
from its garter; the quivering orgy, that has only to stretch out its
wand and turn an idiot into a poet and a poet into an idiot; the orgy
that duplicates our being, and sends fire running through our veins, sets
diamonds in our eyes and rubies on our lips; the orgy, the only poetry
that is possible in these prosaic days.”
The Casino orchestra was squeaking, the couples reeking; airs were
lively like those of the girls. One temptress asked me to give her a good
time—and my watch; another charmer wanted my gold charm; but discretion
was the better part of virtue and valor. To escape with money and morals,
we slid down hill after throwing them a few shillings to buy religious
tracts to make tracks in a different direction. In town a crowd stood
watching two women fighting and shaking their fists and naked breasts at
each other till the sweet milk of kindness turned to sour hate.
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