Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy — John Shaqi
Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and FilosophyVarious
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Captain Billy's Whiz Bang, Vol. 2, No. 21, June, 1921: America's Magazine of Wit, Humor and Filosophy
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American wit and humor -- Periodicals
Ten miles from town is situated the notorious “Casino” which is trying to
emulate Monte Carlo with its glare, gold and girls. If you win anything
there, you are lucky to get back to town with it without being murdered
or robbed. Recently a young man, who made a fortune over night here,
disappeared, and all they found of him was his leg. Not long ago a
stark-naked woman was found dead near the Casino. The mystery has not yet
been cleared up. At the gate entrance of this palatial gambling-hell, I
noticed policemen taking the license number of every auto that arrived,
to keep track of the chauffeurs, many of whom are crooks and cut-throats.
If you do survive, and reach Havana in safety, the size of your bill
makes you feel very “automobilious.” Sad but true, it is easier to locate
some of our United States diplomatic officials at the Casino at night,
than in their offices during the day.
The Havana Oriental race-track has a bad name even among sports. There
was no exhibition of fine, fast horses or fast time, simply a fast set
who threw the races to the bettors who gave the most graft. Boozing,
betting and profanity were the characteristics of the human race at the
horse-race. Yet foreign, literary, dramatic and musical reviews are
crowded out of newspaper columns for daily ads. and write-ups on the
elevating amusement of the Casino and race-track.
One cannot make an inventory of paradise in Havana without mentioning
the carnival. At the Malecon I watched the Señoritas throw kisses and
confetti—the confetti was six inches deep—and I wondered how it would
be cleared up till I remembered the number of “rakes” there were on the
boulvards. The Cuban’s idea of heaven is an endless Mardi Gras where he
may throw star-dust confetti and waltz with the angels. However, the
Havana carnival lacks the spontaneity and gayety of Nice, Venice and
Martinique, it being more of a fashion show.
The populace takes little note of time save in the dance. All society,
from A to Z, thronged the theatres and club-houses where they revolved
like automata on a music-box. I witnessed one ball in a small hall where
six policemen were stationed to keep the dancers within the bounds of
decency.
Cuba has declared a moratorium, yet the people are neither paying each
other nor the United States, and act as if sugar were up to 25 cents a
pound. They cry for financial aid, yet I witnessed a Sunday carnival
where $75,000 was foolishly thrown away like so much confetti.
The Havana youth is a dissipated dude who improves his mind by strutting
and staring on the piazzas, and accosting women with insulting looks and
words. With him cursing passes for rhetoric. His time and money are well
spent at race-track, cock-pit, roulette table and the harlot’s house. He
is familiar with all liquors except the stimulating wine of progress.
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