Cooks -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories; Space ships -- Fiction; War stories
So we hit the spaceways for Vesta, and after a while the Old Man called
up the crew and told them our destination, and if you think they were
scared or nervous or anything like that, why, you just don't know
spacemen. From oil-soaked old Jock McMurtrie, the Chief Engineer, all
the way down the line to Willy, our cabin-boy, the _Leo's_ complement
was as thrilled as a sub-deb at an Academy hop.
John Wainwright, our First Officer, licked his chops like a fox in a
hen-house and said, "The blockade! Oboyoboy! Maybe we'll tangle with
one of the Alliance ships, hey?"
Blinky Todd, an ordinary with highest rating, said with a sort of
macabre satisfaction, "I hopes we _do_ meet up with 'em, that's whut I
does, sir! Never did have no love for them dirty, skulkin' Outlanders,
that's whut I didn't!"
And one of the black-gang blasters, a taciturn chap, said nothing--but
the grim set of his jaw and the purposeful way he spat on his callused
paws were mutely eloquent.
Only one member of the crew was absent from the conclave. Our new
Slops. He was busy preparing midday mess, it seems, because scarcely
had the skipper finished talking than the audio hummed and a cheerful
call rose from the galley:
"Soup's on! Come and get it!"
Which we did. And whatever failings "Captain Slops" might have, he
had not exaggerated when he called himself one of the best cooks in
space. That meal, children, was a meal! When it comes to victuals
I can destroy better than describe, but there was stuff and things
and such-like, all smothered in gravy and so on, and huge quantities
of this and that and the other thing, all of them unbelievably
dee-luscious!
Beyond a doubt it was the finest feast we of the _Leo_ had enjoyed in
a 'coon's age. Even the Old Man admitted that as, leaning back from
the table, he patted the pleasant bulge due south of his belt buckle.
He rang the bell that summoned Slops from the galley, and the little
fellow came bustling in apprehensively.
"Was everything all right, sir?" he asked.
"Not only all right, Slops," wheezed Captain O'Hara, "but perfect!
Accept my congratulations on a superb meal, my boy. Did you find
everything O.Q. in the galley?"
"Captain Slops" blushed like a stereo-struck school-gal, and fidgeted
from one foot to another.
"Oh, thank you, sir! Thank you very much. Yes, the galley was in fine
order. That is--" He hesitated--"there is one little thing, sir."
"So? Well, speak up, son, what is it? I'll get it fixed for you right
away." The Old Man smiled archly. "Must have everything shipshape for a
tip-top chef, what?"
The young hash-slinger still hesitated bashfully.
"But it's such a _little_ thing, sir, I almost hate to bother you with
it."
"No trouble at all. Just say the word."
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