American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“And he loved to show it, you could see that. Not that he pulled it
every time he happened to be at one of our parties. Often he would drop
in that winter from some swell social event at one of the big houses
uptown, where he had been a guest, and eat some of old Mary's chow, and
never intimate by word or look that he had all that kale on him. And
then again he'd come among us, diked out in the soup and fish, and flash
the roll, for no other reason that I know except he enjoyed seeing us
get the blind staggers, which we always did. And then he'd fuss with it
and pet it and go into a dream over it, and wake up again and grin and
talk about life with old Mary. And they agreed about life; you never
heard two more moral persons exchange views. It was sometimes as good as
a Sunday-school to listen to them for half an hour.
“One night, when they had been gassing for a while, they sort of got my
goat, and I said to him:
“'Mr. Singleton, does it ever strike you as a little peculiar that you
should have so much money and so many other people, such as myself, none
at all?'
“'No, Ed,' he says. 'No, it doesn't. That's the Lord's way, Ed! Money is
given as a sacred trust by the Lord to them that are best fitted to have
and to hold.'
“'Meaning,' I asked him, 'that if you were ever to let loose of any of
it, it might work harm in the world?'
“He chewed over that for quite a while, as if he saw something personal
in it, and he gave me a ten-dollar bill for a Christmas present. He
isn't as stingy as some people say he is; he just looks so stingy that
if he was the most liberal man on earth he would get the reputation of
being stingy.
“The lady's maid that I used to go to the opera with quit me a little
while after Christmas. She and I were walking around the promenade
between the acts one night at the Metropolitan and Larry was with
us, when a fellow stopped Larry and spoke to him. I could see the guy
looking at the girl and me as he and Larry talked. Later, Larry told me
that it was one of Jake Hergsheimer's friends, and he had been a little
bit surprised to see Larry at the opera all diked out, and he had wanted
to know who the girl was.
“Well, anyhow, she never went to the opera with me after that; but a few
weeks later I saw her at a cabaret with Jake's friend. It was a grief to
me; but I got into some real trouble, or let it get into me, about
the same time, and that helped take the sting off. I had once been
married--but there's no use going into all that. Anyhow, when the
marriage kind o' wore off, my own folks took my wife's side of the case
and she went to live with them. My old dad was sick, and they needed
money, and my wife wrote to me that she was willing to let bygones be
bygones and accept some money from me, and that my parents felt the same
way, and there was a kid, too, that my folks were bringing up.
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