American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“Well, I was desperate for some way to get hold of some cash and send
to them. In the end, I took one of Jake Hergsheimer's silver vases and
hocked it and sent the money, and got it out of hock two or three months
later; but in the meantime there was a spell when I was so hard pressed
it looked to me like I would actually have to do something dishonest to
get that money.
“One night, before Jake Hergsheimer came to my rescue and lent me that
silver vase, if you want to call it that, I was sitting alone in the
house thinking what a failure in life I was, and how rotten it was to
have a wife and kid and parents all set against me, and drinking some of
Jake's good booze, and getting more and more low in my mind, when there
came a ring at the front doorbell. The butler was out, and old Mary was
asleep way up in the top of the house, at the back, and wouldn't hear.
“'I'll bet,' I said to myself, 'that's Old Man Singleton nosing around
for his cabbage.' And I made up my mind I wouldn't let him in--he could
ring till he froze to death on the front steps, and I wouldn't. It was
a blustery, snowy January night, with new snow over the old ice
underneath, and I says to myself, 'It's a wonder the old coot don't slip
down and bust some of those big New England bones of his. And I wouldn't
care much if he did.'
“But he kept on ringing, and finally I thought I'd better go and let him
in. I didn't have any ulterior notions when I went up the stairs from
the servants' dining room and made for the front door. But the minute I
clapped eyes on him I thought of all that kale in his pocket.
“I opened the front door, but outside of that was an iron grille. It had
a number of fastenings, but the final one was a short, heavy iron bar
that lay in two sockets, one on each side of the opening.
“I lifted the bar and swung the grille open.
“'Ha! Hum!' said he, and sneezed. 'It's you, Ed, is it?'
“And, snuffing and sneezing, he passed in front of me.
“And as he passed by me that bar said something to my hand. And the hand
raised up. It wasn't any of my doings, it was all the hand and the bar.
It raised up, that bar did, right behind the old man's head. He stopped
just outside the front door and flapped his big bony feet on a rug
that was there, to get the snow off his shoes, and while he flapped and
sneezed that bar was right over the old man's brain-box.
“'Well,' I said to myself, 'here is your chance to be an honest man and
a prosperous man, reunited with your wife and your kid and your folks
at home, and not have to borrow anything from Jake Hergsheimer's
collection--just one little tap on the old man's head, and down he goes,
and he's got anywhere from one hundred thousand to two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars in his clothes.'
“'Yes,' said myself to me, 'one little tap, and maybe you kill him. What
then? The electric chair, huh?'
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