Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, fifth series, no. 132, vol. III, July 10, 1886 — John Shaqi
Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, fifth series, no. 132, vol. III, July 10, 1886Various
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I may now relate my final experience with regard to the foregoing
adventure. The sergeant of the barrack-guard reported the roughly
repaired handcuffs to the orderly officer, who mentioned the matter in
the return he sent to the orderly-room. The case was then remitted
to the quartermaster, who had the handcuffs examined by the armourer;
and that functionary having reported them unfit for service, I was
mulcted in the sum required for a new pair. I paid the charge without
grumbling, as, everything considered, I was heartily glad to get off so
cheap.
MONEY LENT!
Young Sixty per Cent. flourishes in the off-streets of the Haymarket
and Regent Street. From his babyhood, money has been the chief joy
of his existence; his infant rattle jingled with silver coins,
and at school he amassed a small fortune by lending shillings at
frightfully usurious rates till ‘after the holidays.’ His chief study
was arithmetic, and the supreme moment of his early life was when
his father playfully gave him the complicated account of an earl of
racing and theatrical tastes to make out, and he succeeded beyond all
expectation, making such a beautifully innocent mistake of forty or
fifty pounds on the side of the firm, that it was felt that such talent
should no longer be wasted at the academy of Dr Birchington. He became
a regular attendant at ‘the office,’ and at the age of twenty, knew as
well as any one with twice his years the worth of any given name on
stamped paper. He succeeded to the general control of the business,
being assisted in the ornamental duties of the position by an elder
brother, who had gone to the bad through the usual channels, but had
always plenty of gossip and good stories for ‘clients.’
The office is a plain room, without picture or ornament, but covered
with a rich soft carpet, and ‘upholstered’ in the very best taste.
The desk is a very solid piece of mahogany, with different keys for
every drawer, and with numerous secret recesses. Should the straits
of fortune at any time drive you to seek the assistance of Sixty per
Cent., it is into this room you will be ushered by the long-legged
boy in the anteroom, who appears to divide his time between cracking
nuts and casting up the figures in a disused ledger; but he has other
uses, and if anybody should be foolish enough to cut up ‘rumbustical’
with the usurer, the youth has his orders. You will find Sixty per
Cent. clean, well attired, and agreeable, seated at the desk; and your
business proving satisfactory, you will be turned over to ‘my brother,’
who will regale you with some spicy anecdotes, an excellent glass of
sherry, and a cigar, and such gossip of the town as may seem to be to
your taste.
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