Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, fifth series, no. 132, vol. III, July 10, 1886Various
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Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, fifth series, no. 132, vol. III, July 10, 1886
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Meantime, the boy has been despatched to Berners Street to obtain
information from certain lists in the possession of that mysterious
body known as the T. P. S., which are open to the privileged in that
thoroughfare; and Sixty per Cent. occupies himself with consulting the
rack of books on his desk, containing Burke, Debrett, the Army List,
the University Calendars, the Clergy List, &c., according to what may
be your requirements; and when the boy has returned with satisfactory
accounts of yourself or your securities, your signature on some neatly
written slips of blue paper produces the cheque that relieves your
necessities. ‘Not half a bad fellow,’ you tell your friends; and you
are convinced he is the victim of prejudice. But woe betide you,
should the time ever come when, the end of your tether reached, you
plead delay or ask abatement of your bond! There is no mercy in that
hawk face, pleasantly though it can smile; and the soft, well-kept
hands can strike like a hawk’s talons when the occasion arises. There
are times—usually early, before the ordinary hours of business—when
Sixty per Cent. may be found in conversation at his office with a
shady-looking individual who has ‘minion of the law’ stamped legibly on
his countenance; and the tone in which the usurer utters such sentences
as ‘Broke at Doncaster last week’—‘The writs are out already’—‘Sell him
up, stock, lock, and barrel’—‘Going to bolt, I believe’—‘Hang his wife
and family!’ &c., is rather different from the suave accents in which
he usually addresses his clients.
He is fond of music, and is a pretty regular frequenter of the opera on
Saturday nights during the season; and in the lobby, often manages to
combine a little business with his pleasure, especially in the Epsom,
Ascot, and Newmarket July weeks, when backers have had what is termed
a facer. He sports a smart mail phaeton with a pair of high stepping
bays; and as he drives round the park of an afternoon, he can impart
a pretty considerable amount of information to any friend who happens
to be with him regarding the occupants of the drags and victorias that
they meet. He has his ‘bad times,’ like everybody else, and when, as
occasionally happens, he has an enforced interview with one of Her
Majesty’s judges, he is obliged to listen to some remarkably plain
speaking in respect of his little transactions; and should a vaulting
ambition induce him to seek membership in any more respectable club
than the third-rate ‘proprietary pothouse,’ his _amour propre_ is
liable to be considerably wounded by the extent of the ‘pilling’ he
is subjected to. As a rule, however, he is early taught to ‘keep his
place,’ and ‘recreates’ himself with gambling in stocks, buying old
china, or breeding poultry; jingles the sovereigns in his pocket, and
snaps his fingers at the world and its opinion.
PROFESSOR SHELDON ON BUTTERINE.
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