Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 726: November 24, 1877Various
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Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 726: November 24, 1877
Various
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Now Mrs Oliver Brown, who, by the way, had an undoubted bump for
localities, had formed an idea--and a very correct idea it was--that
number twenty-seven was the second room on the left-hand side of the
corridor; but on her return, finding the door of this chamber closed,
whilst that of the one adjoining it was open, she not unnaturally
supposed she might have made a mistake in regard to the position of
number twenty-seven; but in order to set all doubt at rest upon this
point, she was about to refer to the number on the door-frame, when
a sudden gust of wind sweeping along the whole length of the passage
extinguished the candle, leaving her in utter darkness. Thus situated,
Mrs Oliver Brown did what most ladies (and gentlemen also, I think)
would have done under the circumstances: she groped her way along the
passage till she came to the open door of number twenty-nine, went
softly in, shut the door in the same quiet way, and got into bed,
where, being greatly fatigued with all she had undergone, she soon fell
fast asleep.
In the meantime, Mr Wormwood Scrubbs having repossessed himself of
his gout mixture, had also returned to the corridor, where seeing
a door ajar precisely as he had left his own, he at once went in,
closed the door, blew out his candle, and popped into bed, where my
excellent uncle was still sleeping as peacefully as a baby, and utterly
unconscious of the recent migratory movements of Mrs Brown, which were
destined to produce such an unlooked-for disturbance in the domestic
arrangements of the two families occupying respectively numbers
twenty-seven and twenty-nine.
Mr Wormwood Scrubbs, however, though now quite easy both in body
and mind, was unable to sleep, and lay awake, first thinking of one
thing and then of another, till he was suddenly recalled to the stern
realities of life by hearing his wife's voice proceeding apparently
from the adjoining room. In a state of immense perplexity, he struck
out with his sound leg in the direction of the sleeping figure at his
side, when having come in contact with a plump warm body corresponding
to that of his amiable helpmate, he paused, and suspending all further
investigation for the present, calmly awaited the issue of events. Nor
had he very long to wait.
Mrs Wormwood Scrubbs was a lady of a highly nervous and excitable
temperament, with whom, when once roused, it would be about as useless
and dangerous an experiment to attempt to argue as with a tigress
surrounded by a litter of famished cubs. She had just waked up from
her first sleep, when happening to put her hand upon that part of the
connubial couch where her Wormwood's head was wont to rest, she found
it brought in contact with a lace nightcap, and a profusion of long
curls that had escaped from beneath it.
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