Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 726: November 24, 1877Various
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Chambers's Journal of Popular Literature, Science, and Art, No. 726: November 24, 1877
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'Why, what's this, Scrubbs? What tomfoolery's this you're after? What's
this, I say?' tagging, as she spoke, at the head-dress of her supposed
husband. 'Why, goodness gracious, it isn't Scrubbs after all!'--as
starting up in bed, my aunt in gentle but startled accents implored her
to be quiet.
'But who are you? and what are you doing in number twenty-nine?'
'Number twenty-nine! Surely this is not twenty-nine, but twenty-seven,'
doubtingly returned my aunt, as the idea suddenly flashed upon her that
she _might_ have mistaken the one room for the other. 'I think I can
explain it all.'
'Explain it all! Of course you'll explain it all, and something more
than that, before I've done with you, you good-for-nothing impudent
hussy that you are!'
'For heaven's sake, be calm, my good woman, or you'll rouse the whole
house,' expostulated my aunt in the gentlest manner possible.
'Don't "good-woman" me!' shouted Mrs Scrubbs at the top of her voice,
as springing from the bed, she seized the bell-rope and pulled at it
with a violence that threatened to carry everything with it. Amid
this terrific uproar, Mr Scrubbs and his bedfellow Mr Brown, who had
been vainly trying to make themselves heard from the adjoining room,
suddenly appeared candle in hand upon the scene.
As oil cast upon the troubled sea will instantly reduce that element
to a state of the profoundest calm, so did the sudden appearance of
Mr Scrubbs act as if by a charm to allay in one moment all the angry
feelings of Bella Scrubbs, and where only a few moments before all was
violence and discord, there now reigned perfect peace and good-will.
The mutual explanations that ensued, it is needless to say, were
perfectly satisfactory to all the parties concerned; and after a
readjustment of partners, the two families once more took possession of
their respective chambers, where I need hardly say they were not again
molested during the remaining part of that memorable November night.
ROCKBOUND.
Of the thousands of tourists who flock every year from all parts of
the civilised world to gaze upon the picturesque beauties of the
Highlands, to muse among the ruined aisles of Iona, or to listen to the
diapason of the sea, as it sinks and swells through the pillared caves
of Staffa, few, comparatively speaking, care to go so far north as the
Shetlands; yet these islands, though generally bare, have a beauty of
their own--the breezy, ever-changeful beauty of the sea.
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