Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.Anonymous
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Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.
Anonymous
Dialogues; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 18th century
Sir _John_. I should not wonder if a general _Union_ against all secret
and open Enemies would be the Consequence of any signal Misconduct or
Defection in those lately _ingrafted_. For after such repeated
Experience as the People have had of the Power of C—— _Infection_, it
may be expected they would go greater Lengths than might be agreeable to
the Authors of their Despair. ’tis dangerous to push a sensible People
too far.
_Over_. Pshaw! brag not too much of your Sensibility, I beseech you,
after such Provocations as you have had since the _Septennial_ Y——e has
been upon your Necks. Gad! they are as tame as my _Chesnut_ after a
Morning’s Chase.
Sir _John_. They are observant of the Laws, and I hope they will always
continue so.
_Over_. ’Sbud! you wou’dn’t have us keep Measures with _Renegadoes_ and
_Promise-breakers_?
Sir _John_. No; but I am for no Measure that exceeds legal Bounds.
_Over_. Z—ds Man! you don’t think I would advise the knocking such
_Recreants_ in the Head without Judge or Jury, tho’ they would merit the
worst of Deaths. No; I would not touch a Hair of their Heads; but d—n me
if ever that Man should have my Friendship or Vote again, who should
once break public _Faith_ with me.
_Blunt_. Right, my worthy ’Squire—— Oh! how solemnly have we been
promis’d a Redress of all our Grievances as soon as our _Idols_ should
come into the Administration!
_Rose_. _Idols_! Mr. Mayor.——
_Blunt_. Ay, Doctor; such, and worse, if possible, are all those useless
insignificant Men, that fawn, flatter and promise, to arrive at the
Summit of their Ambition, and forget all they had promised as soon as
their Turn is served.—Idols! Mr. _Roseband_; yes, Sir, I would call our
Patriots so to their Faces, and even Mr. _Broadbottom_ himself, whom I
always lov’d and serv’d, should the Redress of our Grievances be
postpon’d. Tame and gull’d as we awkward Country Putts have been; stupid
as we are thought to be, we can feel, and even see when we are play’d
off. Let the Legerdemain be never so dextrous, believe me, we can see
through it.
_Over_. We don’t forget how Sir _Bob_ used to fly thro’ the Hoops, when
he was press’d hard. He wou’d shift the Pack off his own, to cast it on
_nobler_ Shoulders.——The Cheat is stale, it won’t pass now.
_Blunt_. It won’t indeed. We know very well what it means to have a
Thing go thro’ glibly below, when it is settled before hand, that it
shall be stifled in its Flight. Mr. _Broadbottom_, you know my Meaning;
and you know too what you have often promised, if ever you should come
into Play, that you would promote the use of _Tacking_, when nothing
else would do.
_Smooth_. I am sorry that the Head of a considerable Corporation, should
give so great Room for suspecting his Loyalty, as to wish for the
postponing the _Supplies_ in time of War.
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