Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.Anonymous
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Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.
Anonymous
Dialogues; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 18th century
_Blunt_. I am more sorry to see a Principal of any Corporation, a
Sycophant, and Time-server. Mr. _Smoothwell_, you may or may not excuse
my plain Dealing, as you please. Pray Sir, why might not the _Redress_
go Hand in Hand with the _Supply_? Is a Million the less a Million for
being wrapt up in the same Paper or Parchment with a _Triennial_, or
effectual Place and _Pension_ Bills? Might not Votes of _Credit_ and
Votes of _Inquiry_ be very naturally blended together? Would it swell
the public Debts, if a secret and special C——ee were appointed to
inspect the _Debts_ of the Nation?
Sir _John_. And the _State_ of the Nation too, Mr. Mayor. I have always
lamented the Want of such a C——ee. It could not fail, if well chosen, to
answer every good End proposed by a National Enquiry.
_Over_. Brave, upright old Man! have you not seen _Pharsalia_? What have
we got by the late E——y into dextrous _Bob_’s Conduct?
_Blunt_. A _Proof_ that he ought to be shorten’d by the——
_Over_. And pray, how would you have those _worthy Men_ serv’d, who
condescended to let us have a Sight of that precious _Half-proof_, and
not an Inch farther?
_Blunt_. As they deserved——
_Over_. Mum for that——Gad! _Blunt_, I thought you too sincere for
Caution and Circumspection.
_Rose_. As much as to say, you thought his Worship no wiser than he
shou’d be. Ha, ha!
_Over_. As much as I should think a Time-server to be an honest Man.
_Blunt_. Heed him not, Mr. _Overall_, he would set you and I together by
the Ears, but he shan’t have his Ends. (_Looking on his Watch_.) Bless
us! how insensibly Time passes in good Company.—Mr. _Broadbottom_, at
what Hour shall we meet in the Town-Hall? the sooner the better, for
fear of Accidents.
_Broad_. Of Opposition, you mean——I have heard of no new Candidate.
_Blunt_. I hope there will be no Candidate but yourself; and tho’ I
believe you’ll meet with no Opposition, expect not to be re-elected
without Bustle and Murmur. The Freemen are not quite pleased with your
late Conduct. They think you, and some others, have been too hasty and
partial in your Distribution of Places——
_Broad_. They quite mistake the Thing, the _Distribution_ was not of our
making.
Sir _John_. I am sorry to hear of so shameful an Error. Were you
sensible of the _Necessity_ some Men were driven to; and of your own
_Usefulness_, and yet have no Share in the Settlement of the main
Article of the Coalition? I wish you may not live to repent you of your
Indolence or Timidity.
_Broad_. Timidity! Sir _John_.
Sir _John_. Yes, in Truth. I am not afraid to tell you, that you
betrayed either too much _Timidity_, or too strong an Appetite for
Employments, when you could make no better a Bargain for your Party, or
obtain no absolute positive Assurances that the _Redress_ should go Hand
in Hand with the _Supply_. Are we to bleed for ever? Are we never to
taste of Cordials?
_Over_. Our Doctors think that _Bitters_ sit best on our English
Stomachs.
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