Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.Anonymous
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Christmas Chat: or, Observations on the late change at court, on the different characters of the ins and outs; and on the present state of publick affairs.
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Dialogues; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- 18th century
Sir _John_. _Bitters_ are of a hot Nature; the _Prescribers_ should take
Care, that a too constant use of them may not _inflame_ the Blood too
much.
_Over_. They have provided beforehand a Remedy against such an Evil.——A
good many Thousands in _Red_, will cure an Inflammation presently.
Sir _John_. They may, by Amputation, if in some of the _Limbs_ only; but
should ever Poverty, Oppression, or Despair, force the Inflammation into
the _Body_ and Bowels, I doubt the Surgeons in _Red_ would not find the
Cure so very easy. But I hope our Friends, few as they are, will find
some Means of perswading their fellow Practicers to drop their
_Bitters_, and put their Patients on a Course of _Alteratives_.
_Smooth_. Sir _John_, we all wish for Cordials and Restoratives; we own
they are wanting; but I am afraid a Time of War and Confusion is not the
proper Season for administering them.
Sir _John_. I am much more afraid, Mr. _Smoothwell_, that you have
learnt a Language newly imported from _Court_. _Confusion_, if you mean
here at Home, there is none; and as for the _War_, I don’t think it
wou’d or cou’d go on more ingloriously and scandalously than it has
since the Commencement of it, should our State Physicians alter their
Practice.
_Blunt_. Scandalously as it has been conducted, it has cost us more than
the most successful and best managed War.
_Over_. Our last _Foraging_ Campaign stood us dearer than that of
_Blenheim_; and shou’d we have one or two more such parading Summers, to
pot goes the _Sinking Fund_.
Sir _John_. I shudder at the Thoughts of _re-mortgaging_ that only Hope
we had of seeing one Day our Trade and Industry exonerated from the
Clogs that oppress them. The _Fund_, which should be sacred, has been
too often made free with; but the Incroachments upon the Purpose of it
being temporary only, it had no very bad Effect; whereas the Case would
be otherwise, should they be perpetual.
_Blunt_. And because it will have that ruinous Consequence, you’ll see
violent unhallow’d Hands laid on that darling Hopes of our People.
_Over_. Why the D——l don’t our Sages give Lotteries of six Millions,
instead of six hundred Thousand? There are Fools enough in _England_ to
fill them.
Sir _John_. Another destructive Way of raising the Supplies. There is no
Method more injurious to Trade than Lotteries in general; but when
managed as our late ones have been, they become essentially a public
Nusance.
_Blunt_. You mean the _sharing_ out Tickets and Chances?
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