"Don't let these strange things worry you, Orison," Dink said. "Think
this: for everything in the universe, there's an explanation. If you
understand it or not, the explanation's still there, curled up in the
middle of the mystery like Pinocchio in the belly of his whale. Just
have faith in the essential honesty of the universe, Orison, and you'll
be all right."
"A comforting philosophy," Orison said. "I can't imagine an explanation
for my sudden distaste for lobster, though."
"Such things happen," Dink assured her. "I have a friend, for instance,
who holds life in such reverence that he eats only vegetables. Isn't
that strange? And he worries, this very good friend of mine, that
perhaps vegetables have souls, too; and that perhaps it is no more
moral to destroy them for his food than it is to roast and ingest his
fellow animals."
"So what does this friend of yours eat?" Orison asked.
"Vegetables," Dink said. "But he worries about it. He's now proposing
to confine his diet to cakes made from algae. His argument is that if
vegetables have souls, algae have very small souls indeed; and that
they suffer less in being eaten than would, say, a cabbage or an
apple. His guilt may be numerically greater, eating algae. But it will
be qualitatively less."
"Has this micro-vegetarian friend of yours thought of psychotherapy?"
Orison asked.
"Often," Dink said. "But he maintains that he's much too old to pour
out his mind to a stranger; too set in his patterns to change. He fears
most of all, he says, that he might be made uncomfortable in new ways."
"We all do," mused Orison.
"Do I make you uncomfortable in a new way?" Dink asked.
"You're strange," Orison said. "Your Bank is fantastic. All in all,
this is the most peculiar day I've ever lived."
"I promise you, Orison, that someday you'll understand why the sight
of lobster made you ill this evening, why so many of the people at the
Bank wear earmuffs, why I seem foreign. You'll understand the work of
the singing Microfabridae and you'll meet Elder Compassion; you'll
know why Wanji was excited about the escudo green; and someday soon,
this most of all I promise you, you'll love me, and be my wife. Hah!
Here are the comestibles. Let's talk of topics less vital than love
and earmuffs. Let's talk of the weather, and Mr. Kennedy, and the
orchestra."
V
_Abstract of Transcript, Monitor J-12, to U.S. Treasury Department
Intelligence:_
"Miss Orison McCall's report from Potawattomi, Indiana, was delayed
by one hour. Contact was established at 00:10 hours. Details follow
herewith:
"J-12: CQ, CQ, CQ, CQ.
"Miss McCall: If you'd been a minute later, I'd have been sound asleep,
dreaming bad dreams.
"J-12: Is the job wearing you down?
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