"Miss McCall: It's exciting and mysterious. Nothing like Washington.
The boss of Taft Bank appears to be a man named Dink Gerding. He's six
feet tall and slim, his hair is clipped short as a dachshund's, and he
walks like an Olympic skier. The other men at the bank bow when they
meet him, and some of them get all the way down onto the floor when
he's angry. Do you suppose this means something?
"J-12: Everything means something.
"Miss McCall: He said that. Dink did. For everything in the universe,
he said, there's an explanation.
"J-12: Not so. I mean that everything that people do in banks is
explainable. Not all the universe is logical--the tax-structure, for
instance, or the ways of women.
"Miss McCall: I'm not required to put up with male chauvinism from a
pillow, Mister, no banns having been published between us.
"J-12: Sorry, beautiful. Here are instructions from the Chief. He wants
to know why some members of the Taft Bank staff wear earmuffs, and he
wants details of what goes on upstairs. He wants you to get to know
this Dink Gerding better. Over.
"Miss McCall: Roger, Wilco, and Aye-Aye. Meanwhile, get philologists
working on this. The sentence, _Wanji e-Kal, Datto. Dink ger-Dink
d'summa_, means, more or less, 'This is Wanji. I'd like to speak to
Dink Gerding.' This message was received by me at Taft Bank this
morning, evidently by accident. Check also possible meaning of the
phrase, 'Escudo green is pale.'
"J-12: Will do.
"Miss McCall: Good night, then; wherever you are.
"J-12: Good night, beautiful. Out."
_Report of Treasury Intelligence on six words of presumed
foreign-language message_:
"_Datto_ may be Tagalog _chief_. _Summa_ is Latin _sum_. Total message
is nonsense in fifty languages. The clear message, _Escudo green is
pale_ probably a code. Escudo is Portuguese currency presently equal to
U.S. $0.348. End of Report."
_Confidential report_ (on scratchboard) _of Elder Compassion to H.R.H.
Dink ger-Dink, Prince Porphyrogenite of Empire, Heir-Apparent to the
Throne, Scion of the Triple Crown, Count of the Northern Marches,
Admiralissimo of the Conquest Forces of Empire, Captain-Commander of
the XLIIth Subversion-and-Conquest Task Force (Sol III)_:
"She whispered to her pillow, local time 2 A.M., 'I love him.'"
* * * * *
Orison hadn't gone to sleep easily. She'd suppressed information from
J-12, saying nothing to him about the Microfabridae, surely the most
striking objective discovery of her two days' spying within the Taft
Bank. More central in her thoughts than her disloyalty to the Treasury
Department, though, was Dink Gerding. He'd told her that she was
half in love with him. He was half wrong, she thought. "I love him
entirely," she whispered, not knowing that J-12--in carelessness, not
subterfuge--had left the receiver-switch open to the pillow she'd made
her confidante.
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