_The Wall Street Journal_ greeted her the next morning, curled up in
her "In" basket. She'd just switched on her microphone and said "Good
morning" to her invisible listener when Mr. Wanji stepped from the
elevator. His ears, she saw, were bare today. But they were pink--a
shocking, porcelain, opaque, Toby-mug shade of pink.
She looked away from this latest manifestation of peculiarity in
banker's ears. "Good morning, Mr. Wanji," she said.
"Hi, doll," Wanji said. "The brain-guy says you don't have to read out
loud any more. Just read quiet-like. Dig?"
"Yes, sir," she said. "Shall I take notes on anything in particular?"
"Naw," Wanji said. "The brain-guy, he remembers everything."
"The brain-guy?" Orison asked. "Is that Dink Gerding?"
"Naw. Dink's the boss. The brain-guy is the man who makes the wheels
go round," Wanji said. He pressed the "Up" button of the elevator. As
Wanji embarked, Orison observed that the elevator operator had the same
shocking-pink ears.
Had those earmuffs been designed to hide this pinkness, the symptom of
some rare and disfiguring disease? Orison returned to her newspaper,
reading silently as ordered, wondering what obscure Pinocchio of sense
was curled up in the belly of this whale of illogic. The elevator,
she noticed with the housekeeping bit of her mind, was running much
more than usual today, up and down like a spastic yo-yo. Whatever the
mysterious business of the William Howard Taft National Bank and Trust
Company might be, there was a lot of it being done.
Her telephone buzzed. Orison switched off her microphone. "Miss McCall
here," she said, feeling very efficient and British.
"This is Mr. Kraft Gerding," she was told. "I need you at the National
Guard Armory right away, Miss McCall. Will you come right over?"
"Yes, sir," Orison said. She gathered up her purse and coat and pressed
the elevator button. The operator ushered her into his car as though
she were his queen, and the elevator the paramount plane of the royal
flight. Standing behind him as he piloted them downward five floors,
Orison studied the man's ears. They were that awful, artificial pink,
as though enameled. Pancake makeup? Orison wondered. The ears, now the
earmuffs were off, might be the clue to that fish-of-understanding she
sought. Orison dampened a fingertip and applied it to the edge of the
man's ear.
He turned and stared. "A fly," Orison explained. "I brushed it off."
"Oh. Thank you. Here's the street floor, Miss McCall."
"Thank you." Orison stepped from the lobby to Broadway, refusing to
examine her fingertip until she was well beyond the shadow of the Taft
Bank Building. Now she looked at it.
A sort of pink paint was showing there. And where she'd touched the
elevator operator's ear to remove the makeup, the flesh beneath had
shown a brilliant, eggplant purple.
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