Civilization in the United States: An inquiry by thirty Americans
General
Civilization in the United States: An inquiry by thirty Americans
United States -- Civilization
The same possibility of unhorsing the machine politicians, I believe,
exists in even the smallest electoral unit. All that is needed is
the chance to bring in the man. Podunk cannot produce him herself,
save by a sort of miracle. If she has actually hatched him, he is far
away by the time he has come to his full stature and glitter--in the
nearest big city, in Chicago or New York. Podunk is proud of him, and
many other Podunks, perhaps, are stirred by his ideas, his attitudes,
his fine phrases--but he lives, say, in some Manhattan congressional
district which has the Hon. Patrick Googan as its representative by
divine right, and so there is no way to get him into the halls of
Congress. In his place goes the Hon. John P. Balderdash, State’s
attorney for five years, State senator for two terms, and county judge
for a brief space--and always a snide and petty fellow, always on the
best of terms with the local bosses, always eager for a job on any
terms they lay down. The yokels vote for the Hon. Mr. Balderdash, not
because they admire him, but because their only choice is between
him and the Hon. James Bosh. If anything even remotely resembling a
first-rate man could come into the contest, if it were lawful for them
to rid themselves of their recurrent dilemma by soliciting the interest
of such a man, then they would often enough rise in their might and
compel their parish overlords, as the English put it, to adopt him.
But the constitution protects these overlords in their business, and
in the long run the voters resign all thought of deliverance. Thus the
combat remains one between small men, and interest in it dies out. Most
of the men who go to the lower house are third-raters, even in their
own narrow bailiwicks. In my own congressional district, part of a
large city, there has never been a candidate of any party, during the
twenty years that I have voted, who was above the intellectual level
of a corner grocer. No successful candidate of that district has ever
made a speech in Congress (or out of it) worth hearing, or contributed
a single sound idea otherwise to the solution of any public problem.
One and all, they have confined themselves exclusively to the trade in
jobs. One and all, they have been ciphers in the house and before the
country.
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