When we reached our new home, late in the evening of the second day, a
full sense of our privation for the first time broke upon us. It was
mid-winter, and in the gloom of a foggy night, and after the weariness
of a long journey, our impressions were truly dismal. Jolted endlessly
up and down by ruts a foot deep and slaty stones the size of
coal-scuttles, entombed alive betwixt grisly hedges which met above us
like the wings of night, then obliged to walk up treadmill hills while
the rickety fly crawled up behind; then again plunging and lurching down
some corkscrew steep to the perpetual wood and rushing stream at the
bottom; at length and at last along a lane so narrow that it scraped us
on both sides as we passed, a lane which zig-zagged every thirty yards
with a tree-bole jutting at every corner, at length and at last we came
to the farmyard gate. It was not far from the lonely village of
Trentisoe, which lies some six miles to the west of Lynmouth. This part
is little known to London tourists, though it possesses scenery of a
rarer kind than Lynmouth itself can show.
Passing through an outer court, with a saw-pit on one side and what they
call a "linhay" on the other, and where a slop of straw and "muck"
quelched under the wheels, we came next to the farmyard proper, and so
(as the flyman expressed it) "home to ouze." The "ouze" was a low
straggling cottage, jag-thatched, and heavy-eaved, and reminded me
strongly of ragged wet horse-cloths on a rack. The farmer was not come
home from Ilfracombe market, but his wife, Mrs. Honor Huxtable, soon
appeared in the porch, with a bucket in one hand and a candle stuck in a
turnip in the other. In the cross-lights, we saw a stout short woman,
brisk and comely, with an amazing cap, and cheeks like the apples which
they call in Devonshire "hoary mornings."
"A massy on us, Zuke," she called into the house, "if here bain’t the
genelvolks coom, and us be arl of a muck! Hum, cheel, hum for thee
laife to the calves’ ouze, and toorn out both the pegs, and take the
pick to the strah, and gie un a veed o’ wets."
Having thus provided for our horse, she advanced to us.
"So, ye be coom at last! I be crule glad to zee e, zure enough. Baint
e starved amost! An unkid place it be for the laikes of you."
So saying, she hurried us into the house, and set us before a wood-fire
all glowing upon the ground, beneath an enormous chimney podded with
great pots and crocks hung on things like saws. These pots, like
Devonshire hospitality, were always boiling and chirping. The kitchen
was low, and floored with lime and sand, which was worn into pits such
as boys use for marbles; but the great feature was the ceiling. This
was divided by deep rafters into four compartments lengthwise. Across
some of these, battens of wood were nailed, forming a series of racks,
wherein reposed at least a stye-ful of bacon. Herbs and stores of many
kinds, and ropes of onions dangled between.
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