Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches. — John Shaqi
Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.Anonymous
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Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.
Anonymous
Clergy; Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pastoral theology -- Anecdotes; Physicians
The appointment of bishops and other ecclesiastics to lay offices, and
more especially to places in the Mint, during the reign of Edward VI.,
was severely censured from the pulpit by the intrepid and venerable
Bishop Latimer. In his "Sermon of the Plough," he says, with equal
humour and vigour: "But now for the fault of unpreaching prelates,
methinks I could guess what might be said for excusing them. They are
so troubled with lordly living, they be so placed in palaces, couched
in courts, ruffling in their rents, dancing in their _dominions_,
burdened with embassages, pampering of their paunches, like a monk that
maketh his jubilee, munching in their mangers, and moiling in their gay
manors and mansions, and so troubled with loitering in their lordships,
that they cannot attend it. They are otherwise occupied, some in King's
matters, some are ambassadors, some of the Privy Council, some to
furnish the Court, some are lords of the Parliament, some are
presidents, comptrollers of Mints. Well, well, is this their duty? Is
this their office? Is this their calling? Should we have ministers of
the Church to be comptrollers of Mints? Is this a meet office for a
priest that hath the cure of souls? Is this his charge? I would here
ask one question: I would fain know who comptrolleth the devil at home
at his parish, while he comptrolleth the Mint? If the apostles might
not leave the office of preaching to be deacons, shall one leave it for
minting? I cannot tell you; but the saying is, that since priests have
been minters, money hath been worse than it was before." In another
part of this discourse the Bishop proceeds to ask, "Is there never a
nobleman to be a Lord President, but it must be a prelate? Is there
never a wise man in the realm to be a comptroller of the Mint? I speak
it to your shame, I speak it to your shame. If there be never a wise
man, make a water-bearer, a tinker, a cobbler, a slave, a page, the
comptrollers of the Mint. Make a mean gentleman, a groom, a yeoman;
make a poor beggar, Lord President. Thus I speak, not that I would have
it so, but to your shame, if there be never a gentleman meet nor able
to be Lord President. For why are not the noblemen and young gentlemen
of England so brought up in knowledge of God and in learning, that they
might be able to execute offices in the commonweal?"
CHARLES II. AND HIS CHAPLAIN.
Dr. Hickringal, who was one of King Charles the Second's chaplains,
whenever he preached before his Majesty, was sure to tell him of his
faults from the pulpit. One day his Majesty met the Doctor in the Mall,
and said to him, "Doctor, what have I done to you that you are always
quarrelling with me?" "I hope your Majesty is not angry with me," quoth
the Doctor, "for telling the truth." "No, no," says the king; "but I
would have us for the future be friends." "Well, well," quoth the
Doctor, "I will make it up with your Majesty on these terms: _as you
mend I'll mend_."
RADCLIFFE'S ENMITY TO HANNES.
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