Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.Anonymous
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Clergymen and Doctors: Curious Facts and Characteristic Sketches.
Anonymous
Clergy; Medicine -- Anecdotes; Medicine -- Humor; Pastoral theology -- Anecdotes; Physicians
John Radcliffe, the eccentric, niggardly, self-indulgent, ill-educated,
and intensely Jacobitish physician, who, at the end of the seventeenth
century, rose to an eminent place in the capital and at Court, was the
son of a comfortable Yorkshire yeoman. He resided for some years at
Oxford University, and afterwards practised there; but in 1684 he went
up to London, and speedily made himself a great name and income. As,
however, at Oxford he had found enemies who, as was the fashion of
these days, spoke very openly and bitterly against their rising
rival--so was it also in London: Gibbons, Blackmore, and others, were
hostile to the new-comer--the first expending his sarcasm on
Radcliffe's defects of scholarship. Radcliffe replied, by fixing on
Gibbons, as is well known the epithet of "_Nurse_;" ridiculing his mode
of treatment by slops and gruels, and so forth,--Radcliffe's faith
being placed in fresh air and exercise, generous nourishment, and the
use of cordials. Sir Edward Hannes was, like Radcliffe, an Oxford man;
and hence, perhaps, the peculiar jealousy and hatred with which he
regarded Radcliffe. Hannes started in London, whither he followed
Radcliffe, a splendid carriage and four, that drew upon it the eyes of
all the town, and provoked Radcliffe, when told by a friend that the
horses were the finest he had ever seen, to the savage reply, "Then
he'll be able to sell them for all the more!" Hannes employed a
stratagem that, in sundry shapes, has since been not quite unfamiliar
in medical practice. He instructed his livery servants to run about the
streets, and, putting their heads into every coach they met, to inquire
in tones of anxiety and alarm, whether Dr. Hannes was there. Once one
of these servants entered on this advertising errand Garraway's
Coffeehouse, in Exchange Alley--a great resort of the medical
profession; and called out, all breathless with haste, "Gentlemen, can
any of your honours tell me if Dr. Hannes is here?" "Who wants Dr.
Hannes, fellow?" asked Radcliffe, who was in the room. "Lord A----, and
Lord B----," was the assurance of the servant. "No, no, my man," said
Radcliffe, in a voice deliberate and full of enjoyment of the irony;
"no, no, you are mistaken; it isn't the Lords that want your master,
but he that wants them." Hannes was reputed the son of a basket-maker;
Blackmore had been a schoolmaster--circumstances which furnished
Radcliffe with material for a savage attack on both, when called in to
attend the young Duke of Gloucester, for whom they had prescribed until
the illness took a fatal turn. He accused them to their faces, and with
no particular gentleness of language, for having abominably mismanaged
a mere attack of rash; and said, "It would have been happy for this
nation had you, Sir, been bred up a basket-maker, and you, Sir,
remained a country schoolmaster, rather than have ventured out of your
reach, in the practice of an art to which you are an utter stranger,
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