"And Parson Page, he looked amazed, as anybody would, and says he: 'Is
it possible?' And the showman handed him the book, and says he: 'I bet
you five dollars I can answer any question you ask me.' Well, of course,
Parson Page hadn't any notion of bettin' with the showman, but he took
the catechism and says he, jest as earnest as if he was hearin' a
Sunday-school class: 'What is sanctification?' And the showman says:
'Sanctification is an act of God's free grace wherein he pardoneth all
our sins, and accepteth us as righteous in his sight only for the
righteousness of Christ imputed to us and received by faith alone.'
"And Parson Page looked mighty pleased, and says he: 'That's a perfectly
correct answer, but that's justification, and I asked you what
sanctification is.' And the showman he thought a minute, and says he:
'You're right! You're right! I always did have trouble with
justification and sanctification, and I remember how mother'd say: "Now,
Samuel, can't you get it fixed in your mind that justification is an
act and sanctification is a work of God's free grace?" I thought I did
get it fixed one o' them Sunday evenin's when mother was workin' with
me, but I see now I didn't.'
"And then he pulled out his purse,--Mis' Page said she never saw as much
money at one time in all her life,--and he handed Parson Page a
five-dollar gold piece. Parson Page didn't make any motion toward takin'
it; jest looked first at the showman and then at Sam in a kind o'
puzzled way, and the showman says: 'Here's your money, Parson. You won
it fair and square.'
"And Parson Page says: 'Sir, I don't understand you,' and he stepped
back to keep the showman from puttin' the money in his hand--pretty
much, I reckon, the way Brother Wilson did when Squire Schuyler was
tryin' to make him take the deed to the house that was a wedding fee;
and the showman says: 'Why, didn't I bet you five dollars I could answer
any question in this catechism, and didn't I lose my bet?' And Parson
Page says: 'Sir, I hadn't the slightest intention of betting with you. I
am a minister of the gospel.' And the showman he says: 'Well, Parson,
you may not have intended bettin' any more than you intended goin' to
the circus, but you did bet, and there's no gettin' around it. I bet I
could answer any question, and you took up the bet and asked the
question; and I lost, and you won.'
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