"Sam Amos said he never could forgit the look on Parson Page's face when
he begun to see that he'd not only been to the circus, but that he'd
been bettin' with the circus man. And he says: 'Sir, there's a great
misunderstanding somewhere. Surely a minister of the gospel can ask a
catechism question without being accused of betting.' And the showman he
laughed, and says he: 'Well, we won't argue about that, but here's your
money,' And Parson Page says: 'Sir, I shall not take it.' And the
showman he looked mighty solemn and says he: 'Do you think it's right,
Parson, to keep a fellow man from payin' his just debts?' And Parson
Page studied a while, and says he: 'That's a hard question. I never had
to deal with just such a matter before, and I hardly know what to say.'
And the showman he says: 'I've got a conscience the same as you; my
conscience tells me to pay this money, so it must be right for me to pay
it; and if it's right for me to pay it, it can't be wrong for you to
take it.'
"Well, Parson Page studied a minute, and says he: 'Your reasoning
appears to be sound, but, still, my conscience tells me that I ought not
to take the money, and I will not take it.' And the showman says: 'Well,
if it goes against your conscience to keep it, put it in the
contribution box next Sunday,' Says he: 'I haven't been to church since
I was a boy, and there may be a good many changes since then, but I
reckon they're still passin' the contribution box around.' And the
parson he drew back and shook his bead again, and the showman says:
'Well, you can give it to foreign missions; maybe the heathen won't
object to takin' a showman's money.' And the parson says: 'Sir, I
appreciate your generosity, but on the whole I think it best not to take
the money.'
"Sam said the showman looked at Parson Page a minute, and then he
slapped him on the shoulder, and says he: 'Parson, you may not know it,
but we're pardners in this game. If it wasn't for the church, we
wouldn't need the circus, and if it wasn't for the circus, we wouldn't
need the church.' Says he: 'You belong to the church, and I belong to
the circus; but maybe, after all, there ain't so very much difference
betwixt an honest preacher and an honest showman.' And then he bowed to
Mis' Page like she'd been a queen, and took Parson Page by the hand, and
the next minute he was gone like he had a heap o' business to see to.
And Sam Amos laughed, and says he: 'Well, Parson, circus-goin' and
bettin' is enough for one day. You and me'd better go home now, before
the world, the flesh, and the devil lay hold of you again.'
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