Now that they are gone, what a weight is off our shoulders! The
neighbors are carefully uncovering their little hiding places. They
have gone about for the last few days with long faces complaining
of hunger as if a wolf were gnawing at their vitals, and now from
the straw of the garret, or the earth of the cellar, they have dug
out something to feed the beast. Those who bewailed their destitute
state the loudest, the worst beggars of them all, found means to tuck
their best wine away in some corner. I don’t know how it happened, but
scarcely had my guest, Fiacre Bolacre, left me, (I went with him to
the end of the Jews’ quarter,) when I suddenly remembered a small cask
of Chablis left by mistake under the dunghill in a good warm place. Of
course this upset me dreadfully! You can easily understand that, but
when harm is done, if it is well done, one must bear it as best one
can, and I bear it well. “Bolacre, my dear nephew, you don’t know what
nectar you have lost, ah-h! It is not all loss to you though, my good
friend, for here’s your health in it!”
We all began visiting from house to house, showing what we had found
in our cellars, congratulating each other, and winking like the Roman
Augurs. We spoke also of our injuries and losses; (losses of our
lasses,) and as sometimes the misfortunes of one’s neighbors are an
amusing consolation, we all inquired solicitously for the health of
Vincent Pluviaut’s wife. (By an extraordinary chance, after a body of
troops has passed through the town this brave Frenchwoman usually has
to let out her belt.)
We congratulated Pluviaut, and praised him for his public services in
these trying times, and by way of a joke, meaning no harm, I gave him
a friendly tap, telling him he was lucky to have a house full now that
all the others were empty. Every one laughed, of course, but not too
loud, just enough to be heard, but Pluviaut did not much like it, and
told me I had better look after my own wife. “Ah,” said I, “as far as
she is concerned I may sleep in peace. No one is likely to rob me of my
treasure.” And, do you know, they all agreed with me!
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