Feast days will soon be upon us, so, though somewhat short of means,
we must live up to our reputation and that of the town. What would
the world say if Shrove-Tuesday caught Clamecy without its justly
celebrated meat-balls? You can hear the grease frying, and sniff the
delicious fragrance in the streets. The flapjacks fairly hop from the
pan for my little Glodie! Now the drums go “rub-a-dub,” and the flutes
“twee-wee,” as amid cheers and shouts the “Gentlemen from Judæa” come
on their car to visit “Rome.”[2] First appears the band; then the
halberdiers, and the crowd actually falls back before the great noses
they wear. Some are shaped like trumpets, or lances, there are snouts
like hunting-horns or pea-shooters, noses stuck full of spikes, like
a chestnut burr, or with a bird perched on the tip. They hustle the
passers-by, and tickle the ribs of the squealing girls; and at last
comes the Nose King, scattering all before him like a battering-ram
with his great proboscis which rests on a gun-carriage like a bombard.
Then comes the car of Lent, Emperor of the Fish-eaters. Their masks
are pale green, skinny, and chilled-looking. They shiver under hoods,
or heads of fishes. One has a perch, or a carp, in each hand; another
brandishes a gudgeon stuck on a fork; a third wears a hat like a pike’s
head, with a roach dangling from its mouth, and little fishes falling
all around. It is enough to give a man a surfeit. Some stick their
fingers into their jaws and try to force down eggs too big to swallow.
To right and left, high up on the car, are masks of owls and monks and
fishermen dangling their lines over the heads of urchins, who jump up
like goats to catch at what may be sweetmeats or perhaps only dirt
rolled in sugar. Behind is a dancing devil, dressed like a cook, waving
a saucepan and big spoon. Six souls of the damned stick their grinning
heads through the rungs of a ladder behind the car, and the devil keeps
thrusting his spoonful of disgusting stew at them.
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