Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century; Farces
JOSEPHINE. That's what I want to know! It _is_ a portrait, isn't it?
BART. (_confused_). Yes!--no! a mere fancy sketch, nothing more!
(_taking miniature from box, and hastily concealing it in his
breast-pocket_). Be persuaded by me! replace the box where you found
it! (_giving box to her_).
JOSEPHINE. Mayn't I take just one little peep?--not that I've an atom
of curiosity!
BART. No, no!
JOSEPHINE. Well, if you insist on it.
BART. I do not _insist,_ I beg, _implore_ of you.
JOSEPHINE. Very well! (_hurries out at R. H._).
BART. (_watching her out, then taking miniature out and looking at
it_). My portrait! and what is written here? (_Reading._) "From
memory." What am I to think? Can I dare to hope that her indifference
was assumed--that she ever loved me--that she loves me still? Can such
happiness be mine? Dear, dear Julia. But zounds! what about Josephine?
Poor little girl! I can't marry them both! What--what is to be done?
(_walking up and down_). Will anybody tell me what's to be done?
_Enter ROYSTON hurriedly at C._
ROYS. (_coming down_). Oh, here you are! I couldn't wait any longer!
(_following BARTON up and down_).
BART. (_impatiently_). Don't worry! don't bother!
ROYS. (_astonished_). Bother! when I want to thank you for introducing
me to this charming, amiable family, and to tell you I don't despair
of becoming one of it!
BART. What?
ROYS. In a word, I'm in love! There's no mistake about it! Over head
and ears in love!
BART. What, sir? you persist in carrying on this absurd, ridiculous
joke?
ROYS. Joke?
BART. Yes, sir; I beg to tell you I'll not allow, I'll not permit you
to annoy poor dear Julia--I mean Miss Templeton--with your unwelcome
attentions, sir--your absurd importunities, sir?
ROYS. Miss Templeton? My dear fellow, she's nothing whatever to do
with it! It's the other! the little one!
BART. (_joyfully_). Josephine?
ROYS. Yes.
BART. My dear fellow! Come to my arms! (_throwing his arms about
ROYSTON, who struggles_). I congratulate you! I give you joy! Such a
sweet, charming, amiable creature, brimful of talent, overflowing with
tenderness. Come to my arms again! (_embracing ROYSTON again_).
ROYS. Then you'll speak for me--eh?
BART. Speak for yourself--here she comes.
_Enter JOSEPHINE hurriedly at R._
JOSEPHINE (_stopping on seeing ROYSTON_). Mr. Royston.
BART. (_aside to ROYSTON_). Now, then, speak out! don't be afraid! put
on a sentimental look.
ROYS. (_assuming a very lackadaisical look_). This sort of thing!
(_Aloud._) Miss Josephine--I--I-- (_Aside._) It's very awkward! if I
only knew how to begin.
BART. (_aside to him_). Go on!
ROYS. Pardon my frankness, but it has been impossible for me to find
myself in your charming society without being
captivated--enchanted--by your fascinations, your--
JOSEPHINE (_surprised_). I thought it was my sister who--
ROYS. So it was! but she wouldn't have me! that's why I--
BART. (_hastily aside to him_). No! that won't do!
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