American wit and humor; Caricatures and cartoons -- United States; United States -- History -- Humor
We pause here to ask the question, Why did the pale-face usurp the lands
of the Indians without remuneration? It was because the Indian was not
orthodox. He may have been lazy from a Puritanical stand-point, and he
may also have hunted on the twenty-seventh Sunday after Easter; but
still was it not right that he should have received a dollar or two per
county for the United States? No one would have felt it, and possibly it
might have saved the lives of innocent people.
_Verbum sap._, however, comes in here with peculiar appropriateness, and
the massive-browed historian passes on.
The French had three forts along in the Middle States, as they are now
called, and Western Pennsylvania; and George Washington, of whom more
will be said in the twelfth chapter, was sent to ask the French to
remove these forts. He started at once.
[Illustration: PLEASURE OF BEING ARRESTED IN PARIS.]
The commanders were some of them arrogant, but the general, St. Pierre,
treated him with great respect, refusing, however, to yield the ground
discovered by La Salle and Marquette. The author had the pleasure of
being arrested in Paris in 1889, and he feels of a truth, as he often
does, that there can be no more polite people in the world than the
French. Arrested under all circumstances and in many lands, the author
can place his hand on his heart and say that he would go hundreds of
miles to be arrested by a John Darm.
Washington returned four hundred miles through every kind of danger,
including a lunch at Altoona, where he stopped twenty minutes.
The following spring Washington was sent under General Fry to drive out
the French, who had started farming at Pittsburg. Fry died, and
Washington took command. He liked it very much. After that Washington
took command whenever he could, and soon rose to be a great man.
The first expedition against Fort Duquesne (pronounced du-kane) was
commanded by General Braddock, whose portrait we are able to give,
showing him at the time he did not take Washington's advice in the
Duquesne matter. Later we show him as he appeared after he had abandoned
his original plans and immediately after not taking Washington's advice.
[Illustration: GENERAL BRADDOCK SCORNING WASHINGTON'S ADVICE.]
"The Indians," said Braddock, "may frighten Colonial troops, but they
can make no impression on the king's regulars. We are alike impervious
to fun or fear."
Braddock thought of fighting the Indians by man[oe]uvring in large
bodies, but the first body to be man[oe]uvred was that of General
Braddock, who perished in about a minute.
[Illustration: GENERAL BRADDOCK AFTER SCORNING WASHINGTON'S ADVICE.]
We give the reader, above, an idea of Braddock's soldierly bearing after
he had been man[oe]uvring a few times.
It was then that Washington took command, as was his custom, and began
to fight the Indians and French as one would hunt varmints in Virginia.
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