Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of TemperamentMerrick, Leonard
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Conrad in Quest of His Youth: An Extravagance of Temperament
Merrick, Leonard
Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
"Yes," he answered musingly, "when the daughter who is married was a
little girl, Mrs. Page. To think that she's a woman and a wife! Why,
Miss Mary and I were like brother and sister then--how wonderful it
would be to meet her now!"
"My daughter's name is Ursula," she demurred. She blinked fast. There
was another pause.
"'Ur--Ursula?'" stammered Conrad, with the precursory sinking of an
awful fear. "Miss Mary _not_ the eldest? ... But surely at Rose Villa
she was the eldest at home--during that summer, at least?"
"I think there must be some mistake," she quavered; "I have no daughter
'Mary.' I think there must be some mistake."
"Good heavens!" gasped Conrad. He was covered with confusion. "My
dear madam, what can I say to you? I--I have been most shamefully
deceived. I knew the family of a Dr. Page in Sweetbay in
'seventy-seven. I was assured--I was officially misinformed--that they
had removed to Redhill. This house was mentioned to me as their
residence. I am abased, I can't sufficiently express my regret.
Possibly--I'll say 'probably'--my informant was led astray by the
sameness of the surname and the profession, but nothing can excuse an
error that has caused you so much annoyance. Nothing!" he repeated
implacably. "I can only offer you my profoundest, my most contrite
apologies."
The lady was now blinking so rapidly that it was dazzling to watch her.
"My husband never practised in Sweetbay," the said. "My husband's name
is 'Napoleon Page.' We had never seen Sweetbay in 'seventy-seven. Our
house was not called 'Rose Villa.' Oh dear no! I'm afraid there must
be some mistake."
"Obviously," cried Conrad; "it overwhelms me. I shall severely
reprimand the person who--who is responsible. Permit me to thank you
for the patience, the infinite courtesy with which you have listened to
my--my totally irrelevant reminiscences. I-- Pray don't trouble to
ring, madam!"
His cheeks were hot when he gained the step. He walked towards the
station swiftly, eager to leave "Home Rest" and Redhill far behind.
Long after the train, for which he was obliged to wait, had started,
the incident continued to distress him. He smarted anew in the
compartment. He was even denied the unction of feeling he had made a
satisfactory exit, and the certainty that the lady would describe his
later demeanour as "flurried" annoyed him more than he could say in the
presence of his fellow-passengers. To fall into the mistake was
natural, he argued, but he wished ardently that he had extricated
himself from it with more grace, with more of the leisurely elegance he
could display if the situation were to occur again.
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