Contraband; Or, A Losing HazardWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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Contraband; Or, A Losing Hazard
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Let us take, for example, the room in which Frank Vanguard lies fast
asleep, at ten in the morning, though a summer sun, streaming through
the open window, bathes him, like a male Danaë, in floods of gold. He
possesses horses, carriages, costly jewellery, clothes in abundance,
boots innumerable, yet his furniture consists of the following items:--
One iron bedstead, without curtains; one wooden tub; one enormous
sponge, one medium-sized ditto; a chest of drawers, constructed to
travel by baggage-waggon; a huge box, meant to hold saddlery; a stick
and whip stand; twelve pairs of spurs; a set of boxing-gloves; four
steeple-chase prints; and a meerschaum pipe he never smokes. These, with
a chair or two, and a few toilet necessaries, comprise the whole
furniture of his apartment; and he is happier here than in luxurious
London lodgings, lordly castle, or stately country house.
The song of birds, the flutter of the summer morning, snort, stamp, and
stable-call, ring of bridle, and clink of steel, all fail to wake him.
He is not for duty to-day, and never went to bed till five in the
morning.
To say nothing of the mess-man and his satellites, it is a heavy week,
that of Ascot Races, for field-officers, captains, subalterns, and all
concerned in the dispensation of unbounded hospitality at Windsor during
the meeting. They entertain countless guests, they convey them to and
from the Course, they provide board and lodging for the gentlemen,
amusement and adoration for the ladies, they are afoot day and night;
yet seem always fresh, lively, good-humoured, and on the alert. But even
cavalry officers are mortal, and though they never confess it, they
_must_ be very tired, and a little thankful when the whole function is
over.
No wonder Frank sleeps so sound--dreaming doubtless of--what? His
dark-brown charger, his chestnut mare, the stag he shot last year in
Scotland, the team he drove yesterday to Ascot? Of Miss Hallaton,
perhaps, and the deep lustrous eyes that haunted him so while he flung
himself on his bed and went off into the very slumber from which he is
roused, even now, by unceremonious knuckles tapping at the door.
A sleepy man says "come in" without waking, and enter a soldier-servant
nearly seven feet high, who proceeds to fill the tub, and further
dressing arrangements generally, with a clatter, that he has found from
experience of many masters is the surest way to get a sluggard out of
bed. This stalwart personage considers himself responsible (and it is no
light burthen) that his officer should always be in time. With a Cornet
his prevision is touching, and almost maternal in its care. Having
thoroughly roused the sleeper, his servant plants himself at the
bedside, drawn up to an exceeding altitude, in the position
drill-sergeants call "attention."
"What is it?" says Frank yawning.
"Gentleman come to breakfast, sir. Waiting in the little mess-room."
"Order it at once, Blake, and say I'll be down in twenty minutes."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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