Contraband; Or, A Losing HazardWhyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
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Contraband; Or, A Losing Hazard
Whyte-Melville, G. J. (George John)
England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Exit Blake, facing to the right, solemnly but far less noisily than he
came in; while Frank with one bound is on the floor, and with another in
his tub, not feeling his eyes quite open till he has splashed the
bracing cold water into them more than once.
While he shaves and dresses, getting through each process with
surprising celerity, I may state that the gentleman waiting breakfast
for him below is none other than Mr. Picard, the driver of the blue
coach with red wheels, the quick-stepping browns, and the loudish lady
of the day before.
A timely pull in Frank's favour, when the latter was in difficulties
with his team at an awkward corner on the Heath,--a little judicious
flattery extolling the capabilities of that team, and the mode in which
it was handled,--a draught of champagne-cup offered,--a cigar
exchanged,--and Vanguard was so pleased with his new friend, that he
pressed the invitation which now brought him to breakfast in the
officers' mess-room, accompanied by an appetite that never failed, and a
determination to make the most of this, as of all other advantages in
the game of life.
A couple of Cornets are already hard at work, with the voracity of youth
just done growing in length but not breadth. Their jaws cease
simultaneously at the entrance of a stranger, and, boys as they are, the
instinct of each warns him against this plausible personage whom, as a
guest, they welcome nevertheless with hospitality and perfect good
breeding. It speaks well for Picard's _savoir faire_, that long ere his
entertainer comes down, he has made a favourable impression on these
late Etonians, so that, emerging to smoke outside in couples as usual,
says one inseparable to the other--
"Pleasant company that hairy chap, and tongue enough for a
street-preacher! Who the devil is he, Jack, and where did Frank pick him
up?"
To which Jack, whose real name is Frederic, replies with deliberation:
"Not _quite_ the clean potato, young man, you may take my word for it.
But that makes no odds. We'll have him to dinner. Shouldn't wonder if
the party could sing a good song and do conjuring tricks."
"Pea-and-thimble and the rest of it," rejoins his friend. "Come and look
at my bay mare."
So, dismissing Picard from their thoughts, they leave him to Frank
Vanguard and breakfast.
These appear simultaneously. Frank, looking exceedingly clean, fresh,
and handsome, is full of apologies for keeping his guest waiting.
"But you see we were very late last night," he urges, "and I'm not one
of those fellows who can do entirely without sleep. If I don't get four
or five hours I'm fit for nothing. It's constitutional, no doubt. I
think I must have been _born_ tired."
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