Politics, however, were more to the popular taste. The discussions as
to the necessity of taking India or of subduing England were lengthy
and protracted. Nor did they speak with less enthusiasm of the radical
measure of clearing Jews off the face of the earth. On this subject
Abyedok was always the first to propose dreadful plans to effect the
desired end, but the Captain, always first in every other argument, did
not join in this one. They also spoke much and impudently about women,
but the teacher always defended them, and sometimes was very angry when
they went so far as to pass the limits of decency. They all, as a
rule, gave in to him, because they did not look upon him as a common
person, and also because they wished to borrow from him on Saturdays
the money which he had earned during the week. He had many privileges.
They never beat him, for instance, on these occasions when the
conversation ended in a free fight. He had the right to bring women
into the dosshouse; a privilege accorded to no one else, as the Captain
had previously warned them.
"No bringing of women to my house," he had said. "Women, merchants and
philosophers, these are the three causes of my ruin. I will horsewhip
anyone bringing in women. I will horsewhip the woman also.... And as
to the philosopher I'll knock his head off for him." And
notwithstanding his age he could have knocked anyone's head off, for he
possessed wonderful strength. Besides that, whenever he fought or
quarrelled, he was assisted by Martyanoff, who was accustomed during a
general fight to stand silently and sadly back to back with Kuvalda,
when he became an all-destroying and impregnable engine of war. Once
when Simtsoff was drunk, he rushed at the teacher for no reason
whatever, and getting hold of his head tore out a bunch of hair.
Kuvalda, with one stroke of his fist in the other's chest sent him
spinning, and he fell to the ground. He was unconscious for almost
half-an-hour, and when he came to himself, Kuvalda compelled him to eat
the hair he had torn from the teacher's head. He ate it, preferring
this to being beaten to death.
Besides reading newspapers, fighting and indulging in general
conversation, they amused themselves by playing cards. They played
without Martyanoff because he could not play honestly. After cheating
several times, he openly confessed:
"I cannot play without cheating ... it is a habit of mine."
"Habits do get the better of you," assented Deacon Taras. "I always
used to beat my wife every Sunday after Mass, and when she died I
cannot describe how extremely dull I felt every Sunday. I lived
through one Sunday--it was dreadful, the second I still controlled
myself, the third Sunday I struck my Asok.... She was angry and
threatened to summon me. Just imagine if she had done so! On the
fourth Sunday, I beat her just as if she were my own wife! After that
I gave her ten roubles, and beat her according to my own rules till I
married again!" ...
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