Crying for the Light; Or, Fifty Years Ago. Vol. 3 [of 3]Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
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Crying for the Light; Or, Fifty Years Ago. Vol. 3 [of 3]
Ritchie, J. Ewing (James Ewing)
England -- Social conditions -- 19th century -- Fiction
Sir Watkin had a hall full of the portraits of his ancestors. Some had
been great lawyers, some soldiers and sailors—all more or less connected
with the State. And, then, what a monarch was a landlord in his domains,
almost armed with the power of life and death! How much pleasanter the
talk of such a man than of one who was in a counting-house all day, and
whose favourite literature was to be found in the money articles of the
_Times_! Should she become Lady Watkin? Certainly it would be very
nice, if she could not manage to secure a lord. In default of the
latter, she made herself very agreeable to her host, who was old enough
to be her father, and who, if he was an Israelite, was not altogether
without guile.
At length our illustrious friends reach Sloville, or rather the outskirts
of the town, where the Agricultural Show is held. Here the sheep are
inspected; and then they pass on to the shorthorns and Herefords; and
then, very evident in more ways than one were the pigs of Berks and
Hants, and other choice breeds. How they were watched by the fat farmers
with sympathetic eyes! How the rustic chawbacon doted on them! We hear
much of the roast beef of old England, but dearer to the national heart
is its roast pork, especially when it comes to us in the shape of roast
pig, immortalized by the charming Elia, and the theme—the fitting
theme—of one of his most eloquent essays: ‘See him,’ he writes, ‘in the
dish—his second cradle—how meek he lieth! Wouldst thou have the innocent
grow up to the grossness and indocility which too often accompany maturer
swinehood? Ten to one he would have proved a glutton, a sloven, an
obstinate, disagreeable animal wallowing in all manner of filthy
conversation. From these sins he is happily snatched away.’
’Ere sin could blight or sorrow fade,
Death came with timely care.’
The horses, as the nobler animals, had a field to themselves. It was
there the multitude flocked, for every Englishman thinks he knows more of
horses and can manage them better than anyone else; all were there, from
the Leviathan cart-horses, such as we see in brewers’ drays, to the
light-built hack on which my lady canters across the park. Here Sir
Watkin, as became him, was oracular, as he went from one to the other of
the candidates for the honours of the day, looked into his mouth and
inspected his teeth, felt his hoofs and prodded his sides, took off his
hat and beat a tattoo with his riding-whip in order to get a good idea of
the animal’s performance, whilst the ostler with a straw in his mouth
stood admiring. The farmers were proud, for Sir Watkin was a
connoisseur, and knew a thing or two.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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