Dandy Dick: A Play in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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Dandy Dick: A Play in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
English drama -- 19th century
[_With a cry, falling on his knees._] Oh, sir! Oh, sir! I knew that
'igh-sperited lady would bring grief and sorrow to the peaceful, 'appy
Deanery! Oh, sir, I _'ave_ done a little on my hown account from time
to time on the 'ill, halso hon commission for the kitchen!
THE DEAN.
I knew it--I knew it!
BLORE.
Oh, sir, you are a old gentleman--turn a charitable 'art to the Races!
It's a wicious institution what spends more ready money in St.
Marvells than us good people do in a year.
THE DEAN.
Get up, Blore--get up. Oh, Edward Blore, Edward Blore, what weak
creatures we are!
BLORE.
We are, sir--we are--'specially when we've got a tip, sir. Think of
the temptation of a tip, sir.
THE DEAN.
I do, Blore--I do.
BLORE.
I confess heverything, sir. Bonny Betsy's bound for to win the
'andicap.
THE DEAN.
No, no--she isn't.
BLORE.
She is, sir.
THE DEAN.
I know better; she can never get down the hill with those legs of
hers.
BLORE.
She can, sir--what's to beat her?
THE DEAN.
The horse in my stable--Dandy Dick!
BLORE.
Dandy Dick! That old bit of ma'ogany, sir. They're layin' ten to one
against him.
THE DEAN.
[_With hysterical eagerness._] Are they? I'll take it! I'll take it!
BLORE.
Lord love you, sir--fur how much?
THE DEAN.
Fifty! There's the money. [_Impulsively he crams the notes into
BLORE'S hand and then recoils in horror._] Oh!
[_Sinks into a chair with a groan._
BLORE.
[_In a whisper._] Lor', who'd 'ave thought the Dean was such a ardent
sportsman at 'art? He dursn't give me my notice after this. [_To THE
DEAN._] Of course it's understood, sir, that we keep our little
weaknesses dark. Houtwardly, sir, we remain respectable, and, I 'ope,
respected. [_Putting the notes into his pocket._] I wish you
good-night, sir. [_He walks to the door. THE DEAN makes an effort to
recall him but fails._] And that old man 'as been my pattern and
example for years and years! Oh, Edward Blore, your hidol is
shattered! [_Turning to THE DEAN._] Good-night, sir. May your dreams
be calm and 'appy, and may you have a good run for your money!
[_BLORE goes out--THE DEAN gradually recovers his self-possession._
THE DEAN.
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