Humorous stories; Reporters and reporting -- Fiction; Women authors -- Fiction
“We’ve been thinking of calling ever since you were brought home, but
dear me! you’ve been looking so poorly I just said to the girls, wait
till the poor thing feels more like seeing her old friends. Tell me,
how are you feeling now?”
The three sat forward in their chairs in attitudes of tense waiting.
I resolved that if err I must it should be on the side of safety. I
turned to sister Norah.
“How am I feeling anyway, Norah?” I guardedly inquired.
Norah’s face was a study. “Why Dawn dear,” she said, sugar-sweet, “no
doubt you know better than I. But I’m sure that you are wonderfully
improved—almost your old self, in fact. Don’t you think she looks
splendid, Mrs. Whalen?”
The three Whalens tore their gaze from my blank countenance to exchange
a series of meaning looks.
“I suppose,” purred Mrs. Whalen, “that your awful trouble was the real
cause of your—a-a-a-sickness, worrying about it and grieving as you
must have.”
She pronounces it with a capital T, and I know she means Peter. I hate
her for it.
“Trouble!” I chirped. “Trouble never troubles me. I just worked too
hard, that’s all, and acquired an awful ‘tired.’ All work and no play
makes Jill a nervous wreck, you know.”
At that the elephantine Flossie wagged a playful finger at me. “Oh,
now, you can’t make us believe that, just because we’re from the
country! We know all about you gay New Yorkers, with your Bohemian ways
and your midnight studio suppers, and your cigarettes, and cocktails
and high jinks!”
Memory painted a swift mental picture of Dawn O’Hara as she used to
tumble into bed after a whirlwind day at the office, too dog-tired to
give her hair even one half of the prescribed one hundred strokes of
the brush. But in turn I shook a reproving forefinger at Flossie.
“You’ve been reading some naughty society novel! One of those
millionaire-divorce-actress-automobile novels. Dear, dear! Shall I ever
forget the first New York actress I ever met; or what she said!”
I felt, more than saw, a warning movement from Sis. But the three
Whalens had hitched forward in their chairs.
“What did she say?” gurgled Flossie. “Was it something real reezk?”
“Well, it was at a late supper—a studio supper given in her honor,” I
confessed.
“Yes-s-s-s,” hissed the Whalens.
“And this actress—she was one of those musical comedy actresses, you
know; I remember her part called for a good deal of kicking about in a
short Dutch costume—came in rather late, after the performance. She was
wearing a regal-looking fur-edged evening wrap, and she still wore all
her make-up”—out of the corner of my eye I saw Sis sink back with an
air of resignation—“and she threw open the door and said—
“Yes-s-s-s!” hissed the Whalens again, wetting their lips.
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