When I told Winterbourne what I thought of his father, he admitted
it was mostly true. But he rather liked the man, probably disarmed by
the mildness, and not sufficiently hard to his father’s soft selfish
sentimentality. Possibly old Winterbourne would have felt and have
acted differently in his reactions to George’s death, if circumstances
had been different. But he was so scared by the war, so unable to
adjust himself to a harsh intruding reality—he had spent his life
avoiding realities—that he took refuge in a drivelling religiosity.
He got to know some rather slimy Roman Catholics, and read the slimy
religious tracts they showered on him, and talked and sobbed to the
exceedingly slimy priest they found for him. So about the middle
of the war he was “received,” and found—let us hope—comfort in
much prayer and Mass-going and writing rules for Future Conduct and
rather suspecting he was like François de Sales and praying for the
beatification of the super-slimy Thérèse of Lisieux.
* * * * *
Old Winterbourne was in London, “doing war work,” when the news of
George’s death came. He would never have done anything so positive and
energetic if he had not been nagged and goaded into it by his wife.
She was animated less by motives of disinterested patriotism than by
exasperation with him for existing at all and for interrupting her
love affairs. Old Winterbourne always said with proud sad dignity that
his “religious convictions forbade” him to divorce her. Religious
convictions are such an easy excuse for being nasty. So she found a
war job for him in London, and put him into a position where it was
impossible for him to refuse.
The telegram from the War Office—“Regret to inform... killed in
action.... Their Majesties’ sympathy....”—went to the home address in
the country, and was opened by Mrs. Winterbourne. Such an excitement
for her, almost a pleasant change, for it was pretty dull in the
country just before the Armistice. She was sitting by the fire, yawning
over her twenty-second lover—the affair had lasted nearly a year—when
the servant brought the telegram. It was addressed to Mr. Winterbourne,
but, of course, she opened it; she had an idea that “one of _those_
women” was “after” her husband; who, however, was regrettably chaste,
from cowardice.
Mrs. Winterbourne liked drama in private life. She uttered a most
creditable shriek, clasped both hands to her rather soggy bosom,
and pretended to faint. The lover, one of those nice clean sporting
Englishmen with a minimum of intelligence and an infinite capacity for
being gulled by females, especially the clean English sort, clutched
her unwillingly and automatically but with quite an Ethel M. Dell
appearance of emotion, and exclaimed:
“Darling, what is it? Has _he_ insulted you again?”
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