England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
“It ain’t safe with me,” he ses; “and the favour I want you to do is to
take care of it for me. I know it’ll go if I keep it. I’ve got it
locked up in this box. And if you keep the box I’ll keep the key, and
when I want a bit I’ll come and see you about it.”
He pulled a little box out of ’is pocket and rattled it in my ear.
“There’s five-and-twenty golden goblins in there,” he ses. “If you take
charge of ’em they’ll be all right. If you don’t, I’m pretty certain I
sha’n’t ’ave one of ’em in a week or two’s time.”
At fust I said I wouldn’t ’ave anything to do with it, but he begged so
’ard that I began to alter my mind.
“You’re as honest as daylight, Bill,” he ses, very earnest. “I don’t
know another man in the world I could trust with twenty-five quid—
especially myself. Now, put it in your pocket and look arter it for me.
One of the quids in it is for you, for your trouble.”
He slipped the box in my coat-pocket, and then he said ’is mind was so
relieved that ’e felt like ’arf a pint. I was for going to the Bear’s
Head, the place I generally go to, because it is next door to the
wharf, so to speak, but George wanted me to try the beer at another
place he knew of.
“The wharf’s all right,” he ses. “There’s one or two ’ands on the ship,
and they won’t let anybody run away with it.”
From wot he said I thought the pub was quite close, but instead o’ that
I should think we walked pretty nearly a mile afore we got there. Nice
snug place it was, and the beer was all right, although, as I told
George Tebb, it didn’t seem to me any better than the stuff at the
Bear’s Head.
He stood me two ’arf-pints and was just going to order another, when ’e
found ’e ’adn’t got any money left, and he wouldn’t hear of me paying
for it, because ’e said it was his treat.
“We’ll ’ave a quid out o’ the box,” he ses. “I must ’ave one to go on
with, anyway.” I shook my ’ead at ’im.
“Only one,” he ses, “and that’ll last me a fortnight. Besides, I want
to give you the quid I promised you.”
I gave way at last, and he put his ’and in ’is trouser-pocket for the
key, and then found it wasn’t there.
“I must ha’ left it in my chest,” he ses. “I’ll ’op back and get it.”
And afore I could prevent ’im he ’ad waved his ’and at me and gorn.
My fust idea was to go arter ’im, but I knew I couldn’t catch ’im, and
if I tried to meet ’im coming back I should most likely miss ’im
through the side streets. So I sat there with my pipe and waited.
I suppose I ’ad been sitting down waiting for him for about ten
minutes, when a couple o’ sailormen came into the bar and began to make
themselves a nuisance. Big fat chaps they was, and both of ’em more
than ’arf sprung. And arter calling for a pint apiece they began to
take a little notice of me.
“Where d’you come from?” ses one of ’em. “’Ome,” I ses, very quiet.
“It’s a good place—’ome,” ses the chap, shaking his ’ead. “Can you sing
‘’Ome, Sweet ’Ome’? You seem to ’ave got wot I might call a ‘singing
face.’”
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