But Lana's coming had made a crowd on Uranus, if three can be called
a crowd, and Lonny was beginning to wish for the unbroken isolation
of other planets with no form of life whatsoever. There was only one
method of obtaining Uranusian pearls.
That method was relatively simple. You had to invest every cent of your
savings or heritage, as he had done two years before, and you had to
pay towing charges to some space schooner that was coming near Uranus.
Sea food came cheaply on Uranus but clothing was a different problem,
and you had to have a goodly stock of that.
Then, when you did find enough pearls to warrant the voyage home, you
had to send out an S. O. S. to a nearby space vessel, and the captain,
fearing the loss of his command if he disobeyed interplanetary law,
would have to come several million miles extra to pick you up, sans
submarine, of course, which by that time would be a rusted chunk of
worthless metal anyway.
He was wet to the skin when he heard voices through the mist. To his
nose came the suffocating down draft of the fishing vessel, mingled
with the faint aroma of ammonia.
"Sock 'im! Smack 'im down!" he heard Baron Munchy shouting at the top
of his tiny voice. "Plaster 'er another! Lead with right, dadblamee!"
Fearing the worst, Lonny tried to hurry, with the result that he became
tangled in his mud-shoes and had to flounder the rest of the way. On
the landing he shook off as much of the mud as was possible, kicked off
his mud-shoes and staggered toward the shaft of light boring up from
the hatchway.
In the center of the control room Baron Munchy was stalking back and
forth, yelling like a referee. Link Raeburn's angular body was sprawled
back disgustedly on a low bench, while Lana Hilton was flopped down in
a chair at a table, her dejected face propped up by both hands.
"Whyn't you wallop in kisser?" demanded Baron Munchy, hopping up to
the table beside her and trying to lift an arm. "Smash him over place,
Lana!"
"Damn that mosquito!" snapped Link Raeburn wearily. "Can't you swat
him? Why doesn't that fool Lonny keep him home where he belongs?"
"What's the big idea?" demanded Lonny, looking from one to the other
and clawing miserably at his mud coating. He gazed accusingly at the
girl in tattered metalline slacks and faded blouse of vitrisheen.
"So you finally got here," she commented casually. "I thought that
would bring you. He's chivalrous, isn't he, Link?"
"Look here, Raeburn," snorted Lonny, doubling a grimy fist and turning
to the flint-featured man. "Are you trying to play some sort of a game?"
"Ask Lana," said Raeburn, puffing at a smoking stem of mud-kelp. "She
was the one that screamed."
"Maybe it's me that's nuts!" exploded Lonny indignantly.
"Right!" chorused the twain boredly.
"Sock 'em Boss!" wailed Baron Munchy, shadow-boxing on the border of
the table. "Don't lettim get away with that! Splatter 'em."
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