"Aw, sit down," growled Link Raeburn, plucking thoughtfully at the
delicate outline of a tiny mustache. "Lana yelled all right. That was
her way of calling the meeting to order. The three of us constitute
the majority on Uranus. And in case you're getting ideas, her virtue's
safe. She's got quite a problem on her hands. Tell him, Lana."
"You seem to be doing all right," said the girl, crossing her legs
nonchalantly.
"Well, to put it shortly, her mud-submarine, which was a second hand
job, finally caved in from oxidation. So she came around here and
demanded that I put her up with room and board for half of her take."
"Look here," demanded Lana Hilton, taking a chamois bag from her
bosom, which when opened, displayed a goodly fortune of pink Uranusian
pearls. "My shack begins to crumble. Any minute it'll be heading down
to the muddy locker, and that dirty robber wants them all for my keep.
Everything I got, I tell you."
"Nuts! The gal's buggy," said Link Raeburn coldly. "She's safe enough,
I tell you, and if she weren't there's not a blasted thing you could
do about it. This planet has got her brain whirling. I told her she'd
better sound out an S. O. S. and take a powder for earth."
"What do you expect from me?" exploded Lonny. "I told you I would have
nothing to do with that nova-skirt from the first, when she tried to
play us one against the other."
"I give up!" cried Lana Hilton, spreading empty hands in a gesture of
defeat. "Once I had the lead role in a chorus, and I gave all that up
for this. I thought I could handle men with kid gloves, but when it
comes to you, Lonny, I'll say you've cast-iron defense."
"Raeburn can have you!" snorted Lonny. "For all I care!"
Spat! Her open hand had snapped out and landed on his cheek.
"Swat 'er, Boss!" pleaded Baron Munchy delightedly. "Whee! Does that
dame have a punch!"
"Maybe I exaggerated, a trifle," stammered Lonny, taken aback by the
startling reaction.
"That's better," returned Lana Hilton, beginning to pace the control
room worriedly. Lonny Higgens wiped a gob of mud thoughtfully from his
chin and grinned when he saw that her hand was grimy.
"Oh, hell!" he said grudgingly. "I'll have to get back before this mud
cakes up on me."
"So long," said Link Raeburn, without looking around.
"C'mon, Munchy," called Lonny. "No fireworks."
"No fireworks?" repeated Baron Munchy dolefully.
"None at all. Lana, I'm still a white man, though it's much against
my will. If worse comes to the worst you can have an extra room in my
mud-swimming hovel. And you can keep your handful of marbles."
The girl whirled around, wide-eyed with surprise. A sunburst of hope
and relief spread slowly over her features.
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