Devlin the BarberFarjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Devlin the Barber
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; English fiction -- 19th century
"'You're a man of sperrit,' said Devlin. 'I kiss your hand.'
"He said that to me; but I clapped my hands behind my back.
"'If you refuse,' said Devlin, smiling at me all the while, 'I must
show Lemon another style.'
"And he made as though he was about to dress my hair agin.
"'No, no!' I screamed; 'anything but that, anything but that!"
"I give him my hand, and he kissed it. His mouth was like burning hot
coals, and I wondered I wasn't scarred.
"'Don't forgit,' said Lemon, 'to-morrow morning.'
"'I'll not forgit,' said Devlin. 'Till then, adoo.'
"The next minute he was gone.
"No sooner did he close the door behind him than I felt as if tons
weight had been lifted off me. I started up, and put my hands to my
hair, intending to pull it down.
"'What are you doing?' cried Lemon, starting up too, and seizing hold
of me. 'Don't touch it--don't touch it! I must study the style. I
never saw sech a thing in all my life. It's more than wonderful, its
stoopendous. You look like another woman. Jest take a sight of yerself
in the glass.'
"I did take a sight of myself in the glass, and if you'll believe me,
sir, it seemed as if my head was covered with millions of little
serpents, curling and twisting all sorts of ways at once; and, as I
looked at 'em moving, sir--which might have been or might not have
been, but so it was to me--I saw millions of eyes shining and glaring
at me.
"'O, Lemon, Lemon!' I cried, bursting out into tears; 'what _have_ you
done, what _have_ you done?'
"'Done?' said Lemon, rubbing his hands; he'd let mine go. 'Why, gone
into partnership with the finest hairdresser as ever was seen. Our
fortune's made, Fanny, our fortune's made!'
"I tried to reason with him, but I might as well have spoke to stone.
He was that worked up that he wouldn't listen to a word I said. All
the satisfaction I could git out of him was--
"'A good night's work, Fanny; a good night's work!'
"If he said it once he said it fifty times. But I knew it was the
worst night's work Lemon had ever done, and that it'd come to bad. And
it has, sir."
CHAPTER XII.
FANNY LEMON RELATES HOW HER HUSBAND, AFTER BECOMING BETTER ACQUAINTED
WITH DEVLIN THE BARBER, SEEMED TO BE HAUNTED BY SHADOWS AND SPIRITS.
"I had my way about my hair before I went to bed. I waited till Lemon
was asleep, and then I brushed all the serpents out, and did it up in
a plain knot behind. I felt then like a Christian, and I said my
prayers before I stepped in between the sheets. I didn't sleep much;
Lemon was that restless he torsed and torsed the whole night long, and
his eyes was quite bloodshot when he got up. While he was dressing I
heard Devlin call out:
"'Lemon, I'm coming down to have breakfast with you.'
"'Do,' cried Lemon. 'You're heartily welcome.'
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