Devlin the BarberFarjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Devlin the Barber
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; English fiction -- 19th century
"I was down-stairs at the time--I always git up before Lemon, to make
the place straight and cook the breakfast--and I heard what passed.
Lemon, half-dressed, come running down to me, and told me to be sure
to git something nice for breakfast, and not to cut the rashers too
thin.
"'Go to the fish-shop,' he said, 'and git a haddick. We must treat him
well, Fanny, or he might cry off the bargain he made with me last
night.'
"I thought to myself I knew how I'd treat him if I had my way, but it
wouldn't have done jest then for me to go agin Lemon. There was times
when he said a thing that it had to be done, and that was one of 'em.
So I goes to the fishmonger's and gits a haddick, and I cooks three
large rashers and six eggs--three fried and three biled--and then Lemon
and Devlin they come in together as thick as thieves. Devlin had been
telling Lemon something as had made him laugh till his face was
purple.
"'You never heard sech a man,' said Lemon to me. 'He's one in a
thousand.'
"'He's one in millions,' I thought, and I kep my head down for fear
Devlin should suspect what I was thinking of; 'and there's only one as
ever _I_ heard of.'
"Devlin give me good morning and shook hands with me; I didn't dare to
refuse him. If he'd offered to kiss me, Lemon wouldn't have objected,
I believe, though there was a time when he was that jealous of me that
a man hardly dared to look at me. But those happy days was gone for
ever.
"I didn't have much appetite for breakfast, and no more had Lemon, but
Devlin made up for the pair of us. There was the haddick, and there
was the three rashers, and there was the six eggs. Devlin pretty well
cleared the lot. It was Lemon, I _must_ say, who pushed him on to it,
though it didn't seem to me as he wanted much persuading. He had the
appetite of a shark. It didn't give me no pleasure to hear him praise
my cooking and to hear him say to Lemon that he'd got a treasure of a
wife.
"'I have,' said Lemon; 'Fanny's a good sort.'
"When breakfast was over and everything cleared away Lemon asked
Devlin if he was ready, and Devlin said he was, and they went out arm
in arm jest as if they was brothers.
"They come home late, and Lemon was more excited than ever.
"'It's all settled, Fanny,' he said, 'I've taken another shop, and
Devlin and me's gone into partnership. We're going to work together,
and we'll astonish your weak nerves.'
"As if they hadn't been astonished enough already.
"I asked Lemon where the shop was that he'd taken, but he wouldn't
tell me.
"'It's a secret,' he said, 'between Devlin and me. What an
egstrordinary man he is, Fanny! What a glorious, glorious fellow! What
a fortunate thing that he saw the bill in our winder of a room to let,
and that he didn't go somewheres else! It's a providence, Fanny,
that's what it is.'
"I wasn't to be put down so easy, and I tried my hardest to git out of
Lemon where the shop was, but he wouldn't let on.
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