Cowboys -- Fiction; Short stories; Western stories; Women -- Fiction
That took team work, if anybody asks you. I reckon the buzzards were the
only ones who enjoyed it. Somebody hit me between the eyes, and I
up-ended in a mesquite bush, where I found a snag, about two feet long
and as big as my wrist. So I waded right back into the conflict. Then
somebody handed me an encore in the same spot, and I got used as a
welcome mat. Then somebody laid down on top of me and pushed me into the
dirt, but I got out, found an unoccupied boot and hit that somebody
several times over the head. My eyes don’t permit me to judge distance,
but I felt out my target and made no misses.
Then I laid down, too, and went to sleep.
After a while I woke up and sat there, looking around. I can see
Telescope’s legs sticking up over the top of a mesquite, and Chuck is
setting in the shade of the same bush, crooning to himself while he
tries to light a cigaret on the sole of his boot. Muley is beside me,
snoring sweetly, and setting there beside us on a dilapidated white mule
is Wick Smith.
Wick sure looks like he had been someplace and met something awful. The
mule’s head is hanging down weary-like, while Wick slouches in the
saddle, with his jaw hanging down about three inches.
He weaves in the saddle and his mustache acts nervous-like.
“Find anything?” he asks like the weak croak of a frog.
“Not yet,” I whispers back at him.
He nods, slaps the mule side of its head and turns into the road.
“I’m still looking,” he whispers, and I says:
“That’s fine. So am I, but I can’t see nothing, Wick.”
And when I laid down beside Muley, I saw Wick and Solomon fade off up
the road toward Paradise. After a while we all got up and sort of stood
around. Chuck yawned and looked at his watch-chain. Pretty soon
Telescope cleared his throat—
“I’m—I’m all through—with all of you—the whole danged bunch!” says he
hesitating-like and starts limping toward town.
“Me—me, too,” says Muley and follers Telescope.
Chuck looks at me mean-like and says—“Me too.”
He pilgrims after Muley.
Then the whole danged bunch limped in behind Chuck.
I passed Chuck in a few minutes, and then I made Muley eat my dust.
Telescope has contracted a limp, which causes him to weave across the
road a lot and makes it hard for me to pass him. But I made it. Nobody
said anything to me, and, when folks don’t speak to me as I go past, I
get snobby, too.
I hobbles into Mike Pelly’s saloon and sets down. There ain’t nobody
there except the bartender. Pretty soon Telescope weaves in and sets
down in the other corner. Chuck points straight for the pool-table, and
then Muley stumbles in. He looks to have lost twenty pounds, and his
feet have swelled until he’s had to slit his boots.
“You fellers quitting the Cross J?” asks the bartender. “Thought maybe
you was,” he continues when we don’t answer, “’cause I seen your boss
leading four horses behind the wagon when he left last night.”
“Last night?” asks Muley. “Wagon?”
“Uh-huh. Borrowed Mike’s team and wagon.”
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