Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“It is a curious thing,” said the Oldest Member, “that men whose golf
is of a kind that makes hardened caddies wince always do. The more
competent a player, the smaller the stake that contents him. It is
only when you get down into the submerged tenth of the golfing world
that you find the big gambling. However, I would not call fifty pounds
anything sensational in the case of two men like Perkins and Broster.
They are both well provided with the world’s goods. If you would care
to hear the story--”
The young man’s jaw fell a couple of notches.
“I had no idea it was so late,” he bleated. “I ought to be--”
“--of a man who played for really high stakes--”
“I promised to--”
“--I will tell it to you,” said the Sage.
“Look here,” said the young man, sullenly, “it isn’t one of those
stories about two men who fall in love with the same girl and play a
match to decide which is to marry her, is it? Because if so--”
“The stake to which I allude,” said the Oldest Member, “was something
far higher and bigger than a woman’s love. Shall I proceed?”
“All right,” said the young man, resignedly. “Snap into it.”
* * * * *
It has been well said--I think by the man who wrote the sub-titles for
“Cage-Birds of Society” (began the Oldest Member)--that wealth does not
always bring happiness. It was so with Bradbury Fisher, the hero of
the story which I am about to relate. One of America’s most prominent
tainted millionaires, he had two sorrows in life--his handicap refused
to stir from twenty-four and his wife disapproved of his collection of
famous golf relics. Once, finding him crooning over the trousers in
which Ouimet had won his historic replay against Vardon and Ray in the
American Open, she had asked him why he did not collect something worth
while, like Old Masters or first editions.
Worth while! Bradbury had forgiven, for he loved the woman, but he
could not forget.
For Bradbury Fisher, like so many men who have taken to the game in
middle age, after a youth misspent in the pursuits of commerce, was
no half-hearted enthusiast. Although he still occasionally descended
on Wall Street in order to pry the small investor loose from another
couple of million, what he really lived for now was golf and his
collection. He had begun the collection in his first year as a golfer,
and he prized it dearly. And when he reflected that his wife had
stopped him purchasing J. H. Taylor’s shirt-stud, which he could have
had for a few hundred pounds, the iron seemed to enter into his soul.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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