Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
The distressing episode had occurred in London, and he was now on his
way back to New York, having left his wife to continue her holiday in
England. All through the voyage he remained moody and distrait; and
at the ship’s concert, at which he was forced to take the chair, he
was heard to observe to the purser that if the alleged soprano who had
just sung “My Little Grey Home in the West” had the immortal gall to
take a second encore he hoped that she would trip over a high note and
dislocate her neck.
* * * * *
Such was Bradbury Fisher’s mood throughout the ocean journey, and it
remained constant until he arrived at his palatial home at Goldenville,
Long Island, where, as he sat smoking a moody after-dinner cigar in the
Versailles drawing-room, Blizzard, his English butler, informed him
that Mr. Gladstone Bott desired to speak to him on the telephone.
“Tell him to go and boil himself,” said Bradbury.
“Very good, sir.”
“No, I’ll tell him myself,” said Bradbury. He strode to the telephone.
“Hullo!” he said curtly.
He was not fond of this Bott. There are certain men who seem fated
to go through life as rivals. It was so with Bradbury Fisher and J.
Gladstone Bott. Born in the same town within a few days of one another,
they had come to New York in the same week; and from that moment their
careers had run side by side. Fisher had made his first million two
days before Bott, but Bott’s first divorce had got half a column and
two sticks more publicity than Fisher’s.
At Sing-Sing, where each had spent several happy years of early
manhood, they had run neck and neck for the prizes which that
institution has to offer. Fisher secured the position of catcher on
the baseball nine in preference to Bott, but Bott just nosed Fisher
out when it came to the choice of a tenor for the glee club. Bott was
selected for the debating contest against Auburn, but Fisher got the
last place on the crossword puzzle team, with Bott merely first reserve.
They had taken up golf simultaneously, and their handicaps had remained
level ever since. Between such men it is not surprising that there was
little love lost.
“Hullo!” said Gladstone Bott. “So you’re back? Say, listen, Fisher. I
think I’ve got something that’ll interest you. Something you’ll be glad
to have in your golf collection.”
Bradbury Fisher’s mood softened. He disliked Bott, but that was no
reason for not doing business with him. And though he had little faith
in the man’s judgment it might be that he had stumbled upon some
valuable antique. There crossed his mind the comforting thought that
his wife was three thousand miles away and that he was no longer under
her penetrating eye--that eye which, so to speak, was always “about his
bath and about his bed and spying out all his ways.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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