Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
Hope did not altogether desert him as he walked. In spite of its
erratic direction, the ball had been so shrewdly smitten that it was
not far from the green. Provided luck was with him and the lie not
too desperate, a mashie would put him on the carpet. It was only when
he reached the rough and saw what had happened that his heart sank.
There the ball lay, half hidden in the grass, while above it waved the
straggling tentacle of some tough-looking shrub. Behind it was a stone,
and behind the stone, at just the elevation required to catch the
back-swing of the club, was a tree. And, by an ironical stroke of fate
which drew from Bradbury a hollow, bitter laugh, only a few feet to the
right was a beautiful smooth piece of turf from which it would have
been a pleasure to play one’s second.
Dully, Bradbury looked round to see how Bott was getting on. And then
suddenly, as he found that Bott was completely invisible behind the
belt of bushes through which he had just passed, a voice seemed to
whisper to him, “Why not?”
Bradbury Fisher, remember, had spent thirty years in Wall Street.
It was at this moment that he realised that he was not alone. His
caddie was standing at his side.
Bradbury Fisher gazed upon the caddie, whom until now he had not had
any occasion to observe with any closeness.
The caddie was not a boy. He was a man, apparently in the middle
forties, with bushy eyebrows and a walrus moustache; and there was
something about his appearance which suggested to Bradbury that here
was a kindred spirit. He reminded Bradbury a little of Spike Huggins,
the safe-blower, who had been a fresher with him at Sing-Sing. It
seemed to him that this caddie could be trusted in a delicate matter
involving secrecy and silence. Had he been some babbling urchin, the
risk might have been too great.
“Caddie,” said Bradbury.
“Sir?” said the caddie.
“Yours is an ill-paid job,” said Bradbury.
“It is, indeed, sir,” said the caddie.
“Would you like to earn fifty dollars?”
“I would prefer to earn a hundred.”
“I meant a hundred,” said Bradbury.
He produced a roll of bills from his pocket, and peeled off one of
that value. Then, stooping, he picked up his ball and placed it on the
little oasis of turf. The caddie bowed intelligently.
“You mean to say,” cried Gladstone Bott, a few moments later, “that you
were out with your second? With your second!”
“I had a stroke of luck.”
“You’re sure it wasn’t about six strokes of luck?”
“My ball was right out in the open in an excellent lie.”
“Oh!” said Gladstone Bott, shortly.
“I have four for it, I think.”
“One down,” said Gladstone Bott.
“And two to play,” trilled Bradbury.
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