Golf stories, English; Golfers -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
“All right, all right,” said Gladstone Bott, impatiently. “You can skip
all that. Come down to what happened at the sixteenth.”
The caddie looked wounded, but he bowed deferentially.
“At the sixteenth hole the man Fisher moved his ball into what--from
his actions and furtive manner--I deduced to be a more favourable
position.”
“Ah!” said Gladstone Bott.
“On the seventeenth the man Fisher picked up his ball and threw it with
a movement of the wrist on to the green.”
“It’s a lie. A foul and contemptible lie,” shouted Bradbury Fisher.
“Realising that the man Fisher might adopt this attitude, sir,” said
the caddie, “I took the precaution of snapshotting him in the act with
my miniature wrist-watch camera, the detective’s best friend.”
Bradbury Fisher covered his face with his hands and uttered a hollow
groan.
“My match,” said Gladstone Bott, with vindicative triumph. “I’ll
trouble you to deliver that butler to me f.o.b. at my residence not
later than noon to-morrow. Oh yes, and I was forgetting. You owe me
three railroads.”
* * * * *
Blizzard, dignified but kindly, met Bradbury in the Byzantine hall on
his return home.
“I trust your golf-match terminated satisfactorily, sir?” said the
butler.
A pang, almost too poignant to be borne, shot through Bradbury.
“No, Blizzard,” he said. “No. Thank you for your kind inquiry, but I
was not in luck.”
“Too bad, sir,” said Blizzard, sympathetically. “I trust the prize at
stake was not excessive?”
“Well--er--well, it was rather big. I should like to speak to you about
that a little later, Blizzard.”
“At any time that is suitable to you, sir. If you will ring for one of
the assistant-underfootmen when you desire to see me, sir, he will find
me in my pantry. Meanwhile, sir, this cable arrived for you a short
while back.”
Bradbury took the envelope listlessly. He had been expecting a
communication from his London agents announcing that they had bought
Kent and Sussex, for which he had instructed them to make a firm offer
just before he left England. No doubt this was their cable.
He opened the envelope, and started as if it had contained a scorpion.
It was from his wife.
“_Returning immediately ‘Aquitania,’” (it ran). “Docking Friday night.
Meet without fail._”
Bradbury stared at the words, frozen to the marrow. Although he had
been in a sort of trance ever since that dreadful moment on the
seventeenth green, his great brain had not altogether ceased to
function; and, while driving home in the car, he had sketched out
roughly a plan of action which, he felt, might meet the crisis.
Assuming that Mrs. Fisher was to remain abroad for another month, he
had practically decided to buy a daily paper, insert in it a front-page
story announcing the death of Blizzard, forward the clipping to his
wife, and then sell his house and move to another neighbourhood. In
this way it might be that she would never learn of what had occurred.
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